The Crier Volume X—No. 9 CORNING COMMUNITY COLLEGE November 13, 1970 Judiciary Magistrates Needed by MIKE ROBINSON, Alumnus Chief Magistrate The Student Judiciary is responsible for handling all cases of student misconduct as outlined by the Student Code of Conduct. A workshop will be held on Wednesday, November 18th from 5 p.m. to 9 p.m. in the Commons and Administration Building. ALL INTERESTED MUST ATTEND. Prospective candidates are to sign up at the Commons Office. For Further Information contact: Dean Beck Al Paparelli Pat Markham Marty Schaefer Tom Mitchel Larry Walker Janice Novick Reinstitution of Student Judiciary On Wednesday, November 18th, a procedure to reinstate the Student Judiciary will begin with an on-campus workshop. The success of this procedure rests upon the student body’s familiarity with the following: 1. The role and responsibilities of the Student Judiciary 2. The task of instituting a judicial system and making it self-perpetuating 3. The partnership the college is willing to extend to students in acting upon their own affairs and the important role of the Judiciary in this partnership The Student Judiciary as provided for in the Student Code of Conduct, has responsibility over all cases of student misconduct. All charges against students which originate anywhere within the college community fall within the Board's jurisdiction. The Board is thus an essential, all student component of College administration. Magistrates have the responsibility to provide accused persons, complainants and the College community with fair proceedings and just settlements. To institute a board designed for this purpose, the judicial sub-committee of Student Life has effected a suspension of ordinary election procedures in order that a special workshop might provide the Board with the best qualified and knowledgeable members possible. The personal commitment of each member to the work of the Board will be the most important influence over its year’s activities. By proceeding in this way. Student Life hopes to obtain an effective body capable of laying the groundwork for the judiciaries of years to come. The importance of the successful operation of the Board this year cannot be overemphasized. The administration and faculty have already granted power and responsibility to students in accepting them as full partners in the policy making of the college. The democratic principle of judgment by peers has been a long-range goal of students here and, indeed, throughout the country. The operation of the Student Judiciary this year must demonstrate student ability to meet these responsibilities to their college and to themselves. The Halloween Keg Above: An ideal couple take a break to watch the festivities Below: Eli, a rock band from Canada, supplies the music University of Buffalo Transfers “UB”, founded in 1846 as the University of Buffalo, is today* the largest single unit and most comprehensive undergraduate and graduate center of the State University of New York, enrolling 22,000 students (15,000 full time). The Division of the Undergraduate Studies includes, Arts and Letters, Educational Studies, Engineering and Applied Sciences, Health Sciences, Law and Jurisprudence, Natural Sciences, and Mathematics, Social Sciences and Administration. For applications or interview appointments contact the Office of Admissions and Rec-ords, Hayes B, State University of New York at Buffalo, 2324 Main Street, Buffalo, New York 14214 — Phone 716-831-2111. Transfer candidates are urged to submit their applications as early as possible. Those students wishing to apply for the Fall 1971 term should have their completed applications on file prior to March 15, 1971. A limited number of transfer students may be accepted for admission to the January term. All January applicants must have completed at least 12 semester hours prior to making application and must have their completed credentials on file no later than December 1, although applications should be submitted well in advance of this date. All transfer students must live off campus. Deposits on tuition are due on the date designated in the letter of acceptance and refundable until May 1, or 30 days after acceptance, whichever is later. Deposits will not be refunded after this date. If you are planning to request consideration for financial assistance, the Parents’ Confidential Statement and the University’s application for financial assistance (Form U.B.) must be completed and returned to the appropriate offices before the deadline dates. Transfer students should forward the P.C.S. prior to February 1, 1971. The University’s application may be obtained from the Office of Financial Aid, 216 Hardman Library, State University of New York at Buffalo, 3435 Main Street, Buffalo, New York 14214 and returned prior to March 1, 1971. Profile for September 1970 transfer class. Total applications - 3482; Candidates Accepted 1668; Mean grade point average of accepted students - 2.9. Remember the transfer meetings next week: Tuesday, November 10—Elmira College—1:00 Editorial Comments On You by TOM PUTMAN Student government (remember that?), well, it’s still alive and living somewhere in the Commons. This may come as a surprise to some of you, but don’t faint now, the best is yet to come. Remember back to the beginning of the semester when some outwardly person came up to you and asked you to sign a petition, remember? And then people asked you for a minute of your time to vote. Remember the hassle in the large lounge and the resolution passed by Student Government concerning use of the lounge. Well, if you don’t remember that then you better give up because your ship is sinking fast. Student government has done all these things, with the help of a devoted few. It looks like an active year and if anything is done here on campus, most likely student government people will be involved. It’s too bad that some of you people are not more involved in this college By involved I don’t mean physically, but if you had a little interest it might help. As it is, the Student Senate runs on the wishes of individual people. If you don’t get interested and view your opinions to your representatives, then you are dead. Unfortunately it is the involved people who work and if sometime something is done that you don’t like, you are the only one to blame. Whether you realize it or not, this college is run somewhat similar to city governments. The college has its own power structure headed by the Board of Trustees, similar to a city council. From there on down all aspects of government appear to be similar. Some day you people are going to wake up and realize that things aren’t going the way you want them to. By this time it will be too late and only you are to blame. The time to get interested and involved is now, don’t wait like your parents did, because it is too late for them. It’s your college and you are paying money to go here. So why not get a little involved in things other than academics. Just a little wouldn’t hurt, and possibly it would help you grow up a little. Do me a favor, try it, if for only a moment, it couldn’t hurt. P.M.—C206; Wednesday, November 11—SUC— Buffalo-—9:00 A.M.—Board Room/Adm. Bldg. Thursday, November 12—SUC—Potsdam—1:30 P.M.—C207; Friday, November 13—SUC— Plattsburgh—9:00 A.M.—C204. The Crier Published by the students of Corning Community College REPRESENTED FOR NATIONAL. 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Larry Elwood RIGHT ON! ..................................... Toodie Williams ■’The Crier" is a student publication and does not represent the views of the faculty or the administration. All letters to the Editor must be signed and addressed to Th# Editor. Names will be withheld upon request. "The Crier" and its Editor reserve the right to cut the size of letters. The office is located in the Student Union. All opinions expressed as student reaction do not necessarily reflect those of the Editorial Board. Business & Office Staff Sheila Finnell, Mary Smythe, Kay Flaitz, Char Crans, Dawn Yedinak, Donna Ribble, Sue Prank, Jody Judge, Joannie Scouten, Anita Gordon Layout Staff John Munch, Anita Gordon, Jody Judge, Tom Grady, Joannie Scouten Photography Staff Tom McLaughlin, Rich Parr, John Weeks, John Munch Reporters Stanley Heidrich, John Munch, Marilyn Farwell, Tom Grady, Sheila Finnell Sports Chris Calkins, Rich Farr, Steve Speta, Tom Martin Activities Can Make A Person Of You by STEVE DICKINSON I’m directing this to the freshmen on campus. You’ve all become noticeably tired of being bitched at and constantly called “lazy, belligerent, inconsiderate and apathetic.” No one has the right to call anyone apathetic. While other people consider you apathetic toward Corning Community College and its workings, you may well call these same people apathetic toward the activities of interest to you. OK. Granted, the people on this campus who are screaming at the freshmen class to get involved are not going about it the right way. But, understand, that they are trying to impress upon you the importance of your class’ involvement in this school. You people are the ones that must take over the positions filled presently by the sophomore class. You are the ones who will have to put up with the non-involvement of the class behind you. You are the ones who will have to insure your class the activities you enjoy now. I ask you not to be afraid, of the work and time needed to participate in college activities. You will find it is surprisingly little. Most of the people involved in campus activities now do not consider the time spent as work but rather a very enjoyable and fulfilling experience. Probably 30% of your college education is contained in the process of shoving facts into your head from books and class lectures. The other 70% is your preparation for life - real life. That’s meeting people, communicating with people, working with people — PEOPLE ! That’s what life is all about. I can safely say you know the people with whom you are now playing cards in the Pub or the lounge. Why are you so afraid of widening your circle of friends? Student activities are an ideal channel in which to meet people. There are so many different activities on this campus that the most particular personal Interest can be catered to. Not only can activities be used as an enjoyment outlet, but more realistically as an aid to recognition by transfer colleges. Pre-journalism students may find work on the Crier or Corona both helpful and enjoyable. People interested in law or government could dig work on the Student Judiciary or Student Government. Public relations is a fascinating field represented on this campus by Student Run Business (which pays its workers), Commons Committee, and weekend committees. Nearly all fields of academic study are represented by clubs: Nursing, Spanish, French, German, Commerce, etc. The list goes on. Sports interests are also represented. What do you like? SCUBA?, car racing?, tennis?, it’s all here. Maybe now you are apprehensive of the procedures involved in joining any of these clubs and activities. Go to any of the meetings and make yourself known. They’re all announced in the Commons. A weekend is being planned for January 29, 30, 31 to be called “Sensory Awareness Weekend.” This is more or less aimed toward freshmen although everyone is invited to attend. The planning committee of this weekend (entirely of sophomores, of course) feels that perhaps a weekend of freshmen interaction with sophomores in a sensitivity training program will help to tear down the walls that have appeared between our two classes. Join the Crier Staff page 2 the Crier / November 13, 1970 Student Reaction To Dan Jacobs and Whomever Else It May Concern by ANGELO RUOCCO For all you people who used to ride up the hill with me. I really feel sorry for all of you. For three months now you have put mud on my seats, on my dashboard, closed my door by the window, and completely ruined my car. If you have no consideration for other people’s cars, then get your own! On the way up the hill I usually stop at First Street to pick up students. This morning one per son wouldn’t ride because his friend couldn’t fit in the same car, Well, you cheap beggers, all I can say is how about trying on a little gas expense yourselves! This is a reply to your article Dan, I’m not saying that you are one of these offenders but I do believe that “A few can ruin a good thing for the rest.” I have often given rides down the hill. I get requests like "May I get out at the alley between Second and First Street?" Sure, would you like me to carry you up your front steps too? Of four people riding in my car: one wants out at Third Street, one wants out at Second Street, one at First, and one usually asks if I'm going to Elmira! I am directing this straight at you Dan but you are the only one who has spoken up. I want you to realize that there are two sides to the story. If you students must abuse a favor it won’t be mine. Don’t exhibit your selfish, inconsiderate ways on me! I QUIT. signed: No more rides from me Dear Dan I don't really want to address this straight to you but you are the one who complained. I usually give rides to people who are going up the hill. Because my car does not have the power, I can only stop at the first two streets. Today, I gave a couple of boys a ride up at about 20 minutes to 8. I usually park in the gym because I like it better there and I seem to have better chances there. One of my "riders” asked me if I could please drop him off out in front because his class was in the Classroom Building. The time according to the radio was now about 15 minutes to 8. I could see nothing wrong with his legs and besides he did not offer to pay for the gas to run the car to the front of school. I know that I should not be mad about just one person, but I am. I think if you "riders” want to keep your rides you better learn how to act. Maybe the school should offer a course in How to Hitch for the people who do not know how. Sheila Finnell 1050 Lincoln Street, Elmira, New York Dear Lucky by BILL CHAPMAN Try checking your own facts before you accuse us of leaving facts out. The announcement made in Mr. Woolf’s classes was made after the Crier received our letter and I was told he knew it was going to be published. Our original letter was simply protesting the "borrowing” of students who thought they were joining the same group who interested them in the club by the demonstrations, club fair booth, etc. The letter was written to let the students know there were two groups on campus. I’m surprised your letter got published. I thought you had to sign your real name to express opinions in the paper. If you wish to continue the discussion, try confronting me in person. Be A Pal There are many children who lack in cultural experience and companionship, to put it simpler, they need a friend. The Horseheads Pal Program, under the direction of Project Hope is looking for volunteers willing to spend an hour a week with a child. The Pal Program needs people to spend time with children who need encouragement or motivation. These children have had no social happenings in their lives and the Pal Program is designed to give each child a lift in life. The volunteer (the Pal) spends an hour a week with his boy or girl and does such things as taking the child to the airport, a farm, the library, on hikes, or just talking and giving companionship. The Pal doesn’t have to spend money and transportation isn’t mandatory. The Pal’s ages start from Juniors in high school on up to senior citizens. The children range from 1st grade to 6th grade and all need a certain amount of love. So if you are interested in making a much needed dent in some child's life please fill out an application. Rich Farr Rev. David R. Snyder Is There Really A Freshman Class? WANT CONTRACEPTIVES PRIVATELY? We believe you're entitled to your privacy when it comes to buying contraceptives. We're a nonprofit family planning agency and we offer you contraceptives through the privacy of the mails. We specialize in men’s products (including two exclusive new European imports)—but we have nonprescription foam for women, too And a wide assortment of books and pamphlets to answer you questions on birth control, family planning, the population problem and ecology. Want details? Write today: POPULATION SERVICES, INC. , 105 N. Columbia St., Dept. X2, Chapel Hill, N. C. 27514 I Gentlemen: Please send me full details without obligation: I NAME. I ADDRESS . CITY , STATE. ZIP- This is my third semester at this college and the first semester that I really wondered about the apathetic freshmen class. This may be due to the "Open Door Policy” which is referred to by many of the Sophs as a Close Door Policy. Many of us (Sophs) have tried to get you (the freshmen) involved in extra curricular activities but we get the same story, “I don't have the time; you better find another Freshman.” What is going to happen next year when you, who will be the Soph, say, “I don’t have the time?" What will happen is you will not have any kind of planned weekends, your clubs will be defunct because you won’t have any freshmen to run for office. Student Government will cease to be a powerful and representative force, all because you are too damn lazy to stop playing cards or bitching to your buddies in your high school clicks about how rotten this school is. It's your school and it's what you make it. The clubs are not closed to you and it’s not too late to join. Clubs are also a way to meet members of the faculty and Administration. Spring Orientation is coming up and we will need freshmen for officers. You have the rest of this semester and the next year and half to get your shit together and to become involved. I’ve been called a B.M.O.C. by a lot of frosh but that’s just because I give a damn about what happens on this campus. I get involved. So I say to the apathetic thirteenth grade school students, get involved because next year, we, the sophs, won’t be here for you to lean on and when this school goes down the hill, it's not our fault, it's yours. Eric Nelson The Terinos Perform at Keg Hi Kiddies Did you get enough candy during trick or treat? I see you all started early since few of you showed up for the Afro-American Society Keg on the 30th. Can all you Frenicks people admit you could not afford the $1.00 it cost, or did you stay away because you thought the keg was for BLACKS ? We wouldn’t do that now would we? The Band wasn't Eli but they were worth the $1.00 alone besides all the beer you could drink. I have lived in Corning all my life and have always been told that there is no prejudice here. The keg was living proof that that’s a lie since 90% of you are from the 4-county area. Come on people, loosen up. Blacks are no different than you are. I’m sure they like to dance and drink but what able-bodied student doesn’t! Finally the club is planning another keg even after the big disappointment. So let’s see you all there. In case any of you are still wondering I’m white. Let’s see how many of you really are unprejudiced. Show up at the keg. Roy Reed APARTMENTS EAST FIRST ST. BOYS OR GIRLS phone—PURCELL 962-0041 HAD AN ELEPHANT LATELY? Get One At Wet Goods Leave It Home stripes and in-gear patterns. $8 to $12 a pair BROTHERS On The Mall Dear People America, Communicate Dear People Right On! with Me A reaction of mine this year to This week I am writing a special article because it will be my last under this title. After this week any comments I make concerning current events will be under letters to the editor. My reasons are of a personal nature plus the lack of material to write about. This week I come to each and every citizen of the college community as a citizen of the college community asking you to join with me and the Air Force Reserve members to write a letter to Hanoi asking for humane treatment of sixteen hundred soldiers who are either missing in action or prisoners of* war. Some of these men have been held captive for as long as six years with only a few of their families having received any information about them. If any of you decide to write, your letters should be addressed to Minister Xuan Thuy. Delegation of the D. R. V.. be personally signed, and contain as little military or political comment as possible. The letter should request that all prisoners of war be treated hu-manely, as specified in the Geneva Convention, that a list of all prisoners be published along with information about those known to be dead, that the sick and seriously wounded be re-election Killing is bad Ha. Ha, killing is bad Killing is bad Ha. Ha. killing is bad Killing is Good No in unison killing is bad I really believe killing is bad But I thought killing was bad first Killing is Good No in unison killing is bad I voted for killing is bad But I fought that killing is bad Ha. Ha. killing is bad Killing is Good No killing is bad My Mother told me killing was bad My Religion told me killing was bad. Ha, Ha, killing is bad Killing is Good No killing is You hit me first But you hit me back last Ha, Ha. killing is bad Killing is good Killing is I love my mother I love my country and apple pie Ha. Ha Killing is good Killing is good Gin Gee Appointed Mr. Gin K. Gee. Associate Professor of Biology at Corning Community College, has been appointed to the Educational Committee of the Marine Tech nology Society for the two-year post-secondary institutions on a national level. The function of this committee is to evaluate the marine tech nology programs in two-year col leges which are in the new front in the environmental sciences leased immediately and that a free flow of mail be allowed. Your letters will be forwarded to Minister Thuy, hopefully with thousands more, if sent to the Air Reservist (PY-MAA1 Bolling Air Force Base: Washington, D. C.. 20332. If thousands of letters are delivered maybe simple humanity will prevail where diplomatic means have failed. Do this in the grace of God and humanity and maybe the families of those sixteen-hundred men will have something to be thankful for in the upcoming holidays. I would also like to thank everyone who showed support for and helped in the campaign to elect James Buckley Senator of New York State. Your support and help are greatly appreciated. Thank you one and all and happy upcoming holidays. Larry Elwood and Richard J. McDonald. Lt. Col.. USAFR Rocky Announces Policy by ANGELO RUOCCO Nelson A, Rockefeller, follow ing his decisive victory, has set up the goals of his administra tion. Governor Rockefeller, in an exclusive interview with a staff member of the Crier, revealed the goals of his administration which he said he would fillibust er for if necessary. The goals of the administra tion were set up as follows. 1. to continue his policy of ig-norning the drug problem 2. to once again follow bis re election with tax increases. 3. to double loopholes available for corporate polluters. 4. to preach economy and spend left-over campaign money 5. to bolster business by rats ing consumer prices. fi. to build more employment offices in the state to accommodate the growing business of unemployment. 7. to lend aid to Republican friend. Spiro, in pursuit of his political aspirations. 8. to pass a law limiting the governorship to two terms 9. to personally employ Burns guards on all NYS college campuses displaying student unrest. 10. to raise state funds through increased college tuitions. 11. to sell more lottery tickets than ever before, and to buy one himself. 12. to formulate an amicable relationship between Nixon and Goodell. There are twelve of these be cause of his political interests Economically speaking they re cheaper by the dozen! Henyan’s ATHLETIC SHOP, INC. SKI SHOP 40 E Market St.. Corning. N Y 936-4229 A reaction of mine this year to school would tend to create another war. If I were able to let loose here with a Thompson knocking everyone for a looper it would release all my inner tensions this year. People that are apathetic towards themselves and school would be my first victims. Maybe that is what everyone needs. Shock?! Just to get some type of motivation would be great. There are a minority of people that do all the work and provide your fun and everything that goes on at campus. What do you do? You sit like a frog and croak your brains out all day because that's all you're capable of doing. If this is the case go down by the pond and croak your brains out because the school doesn’t need this type of hassling. It's nice to sit back and com plain. Well, to me you're nothing and you'll be nothing to yourself or anyone. One doesn't want people telling you what to do, or how. to do them, or how to grow up. and neither do I. President Frederick is not going to lead you around pulling the ring of your pacifier. Is that what you want? If you want something to take place, get together with people and do it. Yet, do it constructively. Do it so it helps you. the school, and others. Or are you still at the age where President Frederick and the minority are your ring pullers? Let these people help guide you but help them also. At one time there was something to look forward to coming to Corning. Going to school, educating myself, helping people that needed help and learning about life and its ups and downs. This spirit of mine that was very strong at that one time has been killed. Guess who the killers were? Look at yourself. A Minority Jungle George P. Black Confer at Monticello Five members of the Corning Community College staff recently attended the fifth annual conference of the New York State Association for Educational Data Systems held at Monticello. Attending from the College were: Mr. David Frank. Assistant Dean of Faculty: Mr. George Quinn. Manager of the College's Computer Center; Mr. John Lev-anduski. Associate Professor of Data Processing: Mr. Barry Passen and Mr. Hans Appelt. This week, I would like to inform the Student Body of an excellent book that is out. The name of the book is SEIZE THE TIME by Bobby Seale. The book is a good source of information concerning Huey Newton and the Black Panther Party. For all the students who really want to find out about the Party and what it is, I really recommend this reading material. The Mall in Horseheads carries the books. The name of the bookstore is the Walden Bookstore. The book cost $6.95 plus tax. If you are really interested in finding out just what the Black Panther Party is, here is your chance. There is no excuse that you didn't know where to obtain this material. For once stop believing what your friends tell you and find out for yourself. Too many people tend to be- lieve what they hear instead of what is actually the case. When a person hangs around in his little group of friends: he too tends to think like the rest of the group, which in many cases can be very bad. When a group isolates itself from a certain thing, then there are very strong opinions that each side believes is right. This is good except when both groups or one group is very closed minded about the subject being talked about. I believe that a person or a group should have an open mind when talking about an issue that the two disagree upon. One is able to learn more when listening with an open mind. So with that in mind. I suggest that you read the book by Bobby Seale with an open mind. Amani Brothers & Sisters Thompson E. Williams II (Toodie) Transfer Meetings in November Friday, November 13—SUC - Plattsburgh 9:00 A.M. C204 Monday, November 16—Nazareth College 11:30 A.M. Miss Schuster's Office Adm. Bldg. Monday. November 16—Rochester Institute of Technology 1:00 P.M. C203 Tuesday. November 24—Hiram Scott College 10:30 A.M. Commons Monday, November 30—SUC - Cortland 1:00 P.M. C203 FREE! ! I ! ! ! 20 catalogs from the University of Florida are available from the transfer secretary. STUDENTS PLANNING ON TRANSFERRING IN JANUARY SHOULD MAKE THEIR APPLICATIONS IMMEDIATELY !!! ! FRENICKS (Since 1957) The Oldest College Bar Where New and Old Friends Meet Compliments J. L. Clark Shoes 6 EAST MARKET STREET., CORNING Well troop3 (storm-troopers, SS, Luftwaffe) the voters have been misled again. Connecticut’s answer to Adolph Hitler has been elected Senator from New York. Hope you short hairs, hard hats, and other assorted nuts, fascists and sexual deviants are happy. If you walked up to any normal American on the street and showed him the Declaration of Independence, eight times out of ten he would call it a filthy Commie document and have you taken out and shot. Too bad the cats that stoned Nixon missed. If any thing happens to Nixon the CIA has orders to shoot Agnew. Wow, politics stink. Listen to Steve Stills’ “For What It’s Worth.” Those four verses tell it all to win a phrase. “Paranoia Strikes deep.” Politics isn’t worth a half bushel of cow snot, but before I sign out of politics I’d like to ask little Jimmy Buckley and all his mental deficient henchmen to go O.D. on Draino. Something happy—to get your mind off this garbage, listen to some music, drink some wine, and get very together with somebody you really dig. I can’t find a chick or a guy, or afford to buy you some wine, but I can recommend some dynamite music. Dig Neil Young’s “After the Gold Rush.” Young sounds strange on this one. His voice is so high it sounds like somebody was kicking him in the groin the whole time he was recording. The title song is dynamite as are "Tell Me Why and Southern Man.” The rest are good solid Young. Poco is happy, footlappin country music, very solid and togeth- er. “Pickin up the Pieces" is the name and also one of the best songs. Richie Furay, who used to play in a band with Steve Still and Neil Young called the Buffalo Springfield, wrote most of the songs. It sounds like the Everly Brothers and the Springfield. Neater than hell. Believe it or not Led Zepplin finally turned out a good album, number three. They are very musical together and are using acoustic guitar, mandolin, slide and bottleneck guitar and Banjo. Everything is great except for that idiot lead singer who makes all their songs sound like "Whole Lotta Love.” He sounds like the afterbirth of a cancerous aard-vark. Page "can" play guitar. Listen to anything by TEN YEARS AFTER. Alvin Lee makes Clapton, Page. Beck, Harrison, Morrow, Vanderpool and everybody else sound like double amputees. He is one of the fastest, most tasteful guitar players I have ever heard in my entire life. He can’t sing, but who cares? The rest of the band cools like mad. Dig on- stoned woman, I’m going home Good Morning Little school girl (I wanna ball you) 50,000 miles underneath my brain, and especially, believe it or not, Woody Herman's "Wood choppers's Ball. Lee is unbelievable. WOW! He plays like he’s got 48 fingers on both hands. Get down to Wet Goods on Wednesday or Thursday night. You get Bruce Vanderpool and Dave Evans, respectively, on those two nights. Bruce is definitely the best singing-guitarist in the area, and while Dave isn’t as well known, he is also worth dropping in to hear, because he’s into some really spaced out- le beautiful things. Both write most it of their material. They’re even a better than ‘Frenicks’ Juke-Box. For any beginning guitarist: a swell way to learn how to play especially strumming and easy rip lead work: listen to any of the five Credence Clearwater Al- bums. Before he died Jim Hendrix set up a new multi-million Dollar recording studio in New York. He finished two albums in the studio and had one "live” performance in the Can, not to mention a movie he made in Hawaii. Joplin also had most of an LP done. e e About last week, sorry but I- these things happen. Peggy’s letter really broke me up. My pet moose made a mess in my e room and I had to clean up. Back to normal. Should life be legalized ? What is reality ? you suck. Is this on ? Get Yer Ya Ya’s Out. Ramblin on, spewing garbage. Why not ? "You never put what I say." Mary Smythe 11/4/70. 11:44 A.M. Slitz made his Gerbel. Listen is a rough idea. WOW. HAPPY. Listen to an old Bill Cosby record and go out of your mind laughing. The old lady laughing. Even Pete Vanderhoof and mouth looks good today. - Terminal ugliness dried up and there is no more creeping crud. - Make your own revolution. Smile, Ball, and get messed up anyway you wanna. Scream, . yell, and jump up and down. 1 Love me 50.000 miles and up i again. 1.2.3, what are we fighting - for? Nobody gives a damn. Why t did I say crap? SNAFU. Be nice, t take a pervert to lunch. Your i fine tuning needs adjustment. Do 3 you know how to shit the door? - ask Whiskey or Marv. Help? Blow your nose, my teeth itch. And to tell all you people who want to write me a nasty letter, please send them to the "Society for the prevention of Cruelty to deformed rabbit hunters who (Cont’d on Pg. 6, Col. 5) Tom Gill Photo Studio Beautiful Color Portraits SUPPLIES - EQUIPMENT 60 EAST MARKET STREET, CORNING The Complete Photo Service Roger’s Fables Miss Student Body {FRENCHY’si | WHAT’S SPENT ON | EAST WEST IMPORTS LEATHER GOODS BELL BOTTOMS MOCCASINS 201 Grand Central Ave. Horseheads, N.Y. | ATLANTA, GEORGIA | | 64 EAST FIRST STREET | Motion Passed For Commons Use Proposed motion on the use of the Commons Large Lounge Any member of the Corning Community College will be permitted to use the Large Lounge from 8:00 a.m. to 10:00 p.m.* Club meetings will not be permitted in these areas during the day unless there is a student interest meeting required. Any non-student who wishes to speak must be sponsored by a group or person from the college. The organization calling such events will be responsible for the facilities being used and the conduct of the people attending said events. Any member of the Corning College Community or the sponsored non-member may reserve time through the Commons Office. All scheduled speakers and events will take precedence over any unscheduled events. •And any other time that is arranged prior to the event with a Common Supervisor. An exciting person with varied interests and talents is Miss Student Body this week. Willie Brenda Jones, more commonly known as Brenda, graduated from Coming-Painted Post East High School and is presently studying Executive Secretarial Science. This 18 year old Miss says, “I am strongly against the Vietnam war. As everyone else I would like to see it ended. It has brought grief and sorrow to many families and has destroyed the thin line of unification America has had.” When asked what she would like to do after leaving Coming, Brenda replied, “I have always wanted to work with underprivileged children, and I hope to fulfill my wants after I graduate.” An interesting note here, Brenda said, “On Saturdays I attend an excellent Swahili class which brings me closer to my black identity.” Thank you Brenda for being Miss Student Body and good luck in the future. Masquerade Winners (Strange) by Arrow Suit ... *31 II Skirt .. . from UM the Crier/November 13, 1970 page 5 The Crier Volume X—No. 9 CORNING COMMUNITY COLLEGE November 13, 1970 Intramurals - Recreation November Calendar November 15th- November 16th-November 17th-November 18th-November 20th-November 21st- November 22nd- November 23rd-November 24th-November 25th-November 27th-November 28th- November 29th-'November 30th 1-4 P.M., College Students 4-8 -Faculty Families P.M. -Y.M.C.A. & Faculty Volleyball 7 - 10 P.M. -College Students 7 - 10 P.M. -Faculty Wives 7 - 10 P.M. -Open Recreation 7 - 10 P.M. -C.G.W. Tennis 9 - 11 College Students 11-4. -Y.M.C.A. 12 - 5 P.M. College Students 5 - 8 P.M. -Y.M.C.A. & Faculty Volleyball 7 - 10 P.M. -College Students 7 - 10 P.M. -Faculty Wives 7 - 10 P.M. -Open Recreation 1 -10 P.M. -C.G.W. Tennis 9 - 11 A.M. Open Recreation 11 - 4 P.M. -Open Recreation 1 - 5 P.M. -Y.M.C.A. & Faculty Volleyball 7 - 10 P.M. C. C. C. Offers Skiing A new course is being offered at Corning Community College during the month of January. The course is P.E. 160 (skiing). It is worth .5 credit and it will be held during the semester Brothers Win On November 4, 1970 the Brothers and the Red Machine played for the second time this season in the Intramural Football League. The first time the Brothers were defeated by the Red Machine 42-6. However, during this second game, both teams being more seasoned by the previous games played to a scoreless game. There was only one actual scoring play by the Brothers that was eventually called back due to an infraction. Thus, the game went scoreless, leading to a sudden death overtime. During the sudden death each team is given 5 downs regardless of the previous play. The Brothers were to play their five downs first. The Red Machine held the Brothers to only ten yards but this was the most important yardage the Brothers could again because these 10 yards gave the Brothers the victory over the bruising and domineering Red Machine. The Mean Red Machine won its league over the Brothers. The Mean Red Machine and the Brothers tied for the league championship with identical 5-1 records, but the Mean Red Machine won the crown by scoring more points in their victories over the two opposing teams and will play in the Super-Bowl. Project Reach We are planning a party for all tutors and tutorages. We are also trying to establish which tutors are continuing in the program for at least the remainder of this semester. If you want to continue in the program and cannot attend this meeting, please leave your name in the Reach Office (downstairs in the Commons.) Or if you have found that you must drop from the program, we will also need your name left in the office. Thank you. The meeting will be: Thursday, Nov. 19, in N137 at 1. Cheerleader of the Week break at Pinnacle in Addison. New York. It will be a 10 day course beginning on January 5-8, 12-15, and ending the 19th and 20th of January. Anyone interested may contact Tom Rochester in the gym on Thursday and Friday from 9-12 for the next two weeks. Anyone can come and participate for the mere sum of $31.00. This will include a one hour lesson per day from a professional instructor and an all day lift ticket. The lesson groups will be broken up into novice, intermediate. and advanced groups. If you are interested in skiing for a P. E. credit, it will cost $8.50 extra (this in one-half of the $17.00 per credit hour). If you have no equipment, you can rent everything that you need at a lower cost if you sign up with Mr. Rochester within the next two weeks. Gymkhana The Sports Car Club at C.C.C. is holding a Gymkhana on Sunday, November 15. Registration will be from 10:00 to 11:30, and there is a $2.00 fee to pay for trophies. This event will be held come rain or snow. A Gymkhana is an auto race, with different ‘classes’ for various types of cars. This allows someone in a six cylinder mustang (as an example) to have as good a chance for a trophy as a Porsche 911. Competitors race against time on a course set up in a parking lot with rubber pylons. One car races at a time. Spectators are welcome, with timed runs from noon until approximately four. Entrants please come early. A sample course below: The Cheerleader of the Week this week is Miss Peggy Bailey. Peggy is a graduate of Elmira Free Academy and is now a sophomore here at Corning. She was a member of last year’s cheerleading squad and is their treasurer this year. Peggy is a Liberal Arts major and would like to transfer to Cortland State next year where she can be close to Greek Peak for she is a member of the ski club here at Corning. May we wish you good luck! photo by HUNKY “All Good Things Come to an End” As the old adage goes, "all good things come to an end." This was the case as Corning bowed to an inspired Monroe team 6 - 1. Corning fell behind early and really never seemed to be in contention after the first quarter. Cupello started the scoring at 8:46 of the first quarter. Pavia and Barrett scored two and three and Monroe led 3 - 0 at the end of the first quarter. Pavia, a small native born Italian, was a thorn in Coming’s side all day with his beautiful ball control, dribbling, and passing. Treus-packer made the score 4-0 for Monroe late in the second period to end the scoring for the half. The usually tough Corning defense seemed to be either awed by or just outclassed by the slick Monroe attackers. One defender who was not awed nor outclassed was John Savino (John-John). His outstanding play was one reason Corning kept the game from being a rout. Corning was a different team in the second half, fighting not only for the ball, but also with the opponents. Jorge Ulloa far and away the brightest star on the field made Coming’s first and only goal. The goal was so beautifully executed that the Monroe goalie never came close to laying a hand on it. Monroe s goalie, Donsky, had previously given up only 8 goals in 12 games. After the goal Corning seemed fired up and ready to come back. They were so fired up in fact, they lost four players Fauz Kassamali (Mohammed)' suffered a knee injury as the result of aggressive play. It was a hard loss for Corning because it took away a big scoring and assist possibility. Elwyn LeBaron suffered the most serious injury, that to his knee. It too was a serious loss for Corning for LeBaron had been playing a very tough and aggressive defensive game. George Jones took Le-Baron’s place of covering the speedy Pavia. George was probably the only Corning player who could match Pavia's speed. Unfortunately, Jones was ejected, (it seemed like a rather rash call from here) for over-aggressive play. During the ensuing argument concerning the ejection, Joe Kashmer decided to get in on the act. Joe walked up to Pavia very nonchalantly and let fly with a hook punch connecting somewhere in the locale of Pavia's head. There was no question about this one, Kashmer was out of the game. (Sorry Joe —really wasn’t trying to make you seem like a bad guy. It wasn’t your fault someone pushed your fist into his face.) Mike Carver went into the goal in the fourth quarter to replace a very discouraged Scott Cush- ing. Although Scott was guilty of just a few mistakes, it can never be said he doesn’t give it everything he has. What more can anyone ask? Cupello and Pagoni scored goals 5 and 6 to end the scoring. As always, two of Coming’s most aggressive players never let up. Jerry Holden and Ali Kassamali played excellent games. Ali split his time between offense and defense and took the game to Monroe. Although all of these people and more played well, Jorge Ulloa was Mr. Big both this game and all season. Ulloa s play was so outstanding that the opposing coach spent some time after the game talking to Jorge about schools to transfer to. Mr. Neil Bulkley, Director of Athletics, traveled with the team and what he said after the game sums up the feelings of me, and I hope the entire student body. What he said was something to the effect of—"You have nothing to be ashamed of, you have represented your school very well. This team is the first to have a winning season, and the first to be invited to a N.J.A.A. tournament. I am very proud of you." We should all be very proud of them. They sure deserve it. Roger*s Fables ... (Cont’d from Pg. 5, CW. S) have hare lips and ingrown toenails, black eyes, and surgery performed on their noses to simulate an attack of VD, c/o Lloyd George, Tombstone D.C., Box number 92, 12397. Love and diseases. Roger Morrow