The Crier
Volume XXIII	Number 10	March 31, iy83
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INSIDE
ON CAMPUS
•CCC’s mystery radio station WCEB has come back from the dead. See story on page 2.
•	The Crier’s Donna Piper interviewed Assistant Dean of Instruction Sandra Mark. For the remarkable story, turn to page2.
•	Two new courses are being offered from the Social Science Division. See story on page 5.
•	Co-Editor Tom Kahlei reports on the state of affairs between the Crier and Student Gov’t. See editorial on page 6.
SPORTS
•	CCC’s lady eager Kim Cooley takes AllStar Honors. See story on pagell.
•	Sports Editor Scott Iddings Continues his 1983 baseball predictions. See story on page 11.
AFTERHOURS
•	CCC’s Two Bit Players are bringing “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” to the stage. Details on page 10.
•	CCC’s Music Guild is sponsoring a program of music events for CCC students. See story on page 10.
MORE
•	The economy’s improving, and Reaganomics is here to stay. Are these two events related? Scott Iddings has some about the subject on page 3.
•	Letters to the Editor: Page 3.
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Dorm Fire
Thirty three students were injured in the dormitory fire at the University of Southern Colorado. Many students were forced to jump from their windows to escape the fire, and injuries included broken bones from the fall.
Damage was estimated at over $300,000 and arson is the suspected cause of the blaze. No arrests have been made.
Gerald Ford To Visit CCC
Kerin Burket
Corning Community College is proud to present former President Gerald R. Ford. He will arrive on April 21 and will give a presentation in the Gymnasium that evening. The following article is a brief profde of President Ford’s life and accomplishments.
Gerald R. Ford, Jr. was bom on July 14, 1913 in Omaha, Nebraska. At the age of 2 his parents were divorced and he was taken to Grand Rapids Michigan by his mother. It was here that he went to high school. Ford’s main interest at South High School was football: He was the star center on a team that won the state championship in his senoir year. After graduation, Ford’s football coach arranged a scholarship for him at the University of Michigan. Even though he managed to maintain a “B” average, he continued to focus most of his energies on football.
In his senior year, he was named Michigan’s Most Valuable Player, and was selected as the All-Conference Center. The Detroit Loins and the Green Bay Packers both made offers to Ford after graduation but he turned them down so
that he could accept a job as assistant football coach at Yale.
After two-and-a-half years of coaching he gained admittance into the Yale Law School and graduated in January, 1941.
When World War II broke out, Ford enlisted in the Navy and was eventually assigned in the South Pacific, where he won commendation from his superiors as a loyal and dependable “team player.” He was discharged in 1946 with the rank of lieutenant commander.
In 1948, Ford was chosen as a candidate to oppose the incumbent U.S. Congressman Barney Jonkman. The Republican primary was all-important and Ford campaigned tirelessly, which paid off by his winning the primary by a vote of 23,632 to 14,341 and then easily defeating the Democrats in November. After his first election to Congress, Ford was re-elected by the voters of his district 12 times in a row. In January, 1965, on a vote of 73 to 67, Ford was elected as the new House Minority Leader.
Ford served 9 months as the House Minority Leader, during which he gave strong support for escalation of the Vietnam police action, and launched an unsuccessful crusade to impeach liberal Supreme Court Justice William O. Douglas. It
Gerald R. Ford
was widely reported in Washington that Ford actually launched the attack on Douglas as a favor to then President Richard M. Nixon. In Congress, Ford proved himself to be one of the President’s most loyal and outspoken supporters.
In October, 1973, Vice-President Spiro Agnew resigned amid charges of accepting illegal payoffs. It was at this time that Nixon nominated Ford to be the new Vice-President. On December 6, 1973, Ford took the oath of of-
fice as Vice-President. His first pledge was not to the people but to Nixon himself. “Mr. President, you have my support and loyalty,” he said. To prove this he travelled over 100,000 miles and made many speeches defending the Nixon record and Watergate. In one speech Ford was quoted as saying, “A coalition of groups like the AFL-CIO, Americans for Democratic Action, and other powerful	— pressure
organizations is waging a
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Visiting Scholar at CCC
Lee Huftalen
Dr. Michael Gazzaniga, the fifth in CCC’s Visiting Scholar series, came to campus on Wednesday and will stay through Friday. This year’s theme is “Intelligence: Man and Machine.”
He has worked on split-brain patients now for twenty-one years. His work was also honored in 1981 by the Nobel Committee in the area of Physiology and Medicine.
Splitting the brain of patients allows one to assess the independant abilties of the right and left hemispheres of the brain. The structure that normally connects both halves of the brain has been severed in these patients so that information from one side is kept secret from the other side. Results from these experiments has had a profound effect in
many areas of scientific knowledge
After leaving Caltech in 1966, Dr. Gazzaniga accepted a position at the University of California in Santa Barbara. In 1977, he moved to Cornell Medical College in New York City-where he has one of the most sophisticated labaratory facilities in the area of neuropsychology in the entire world.
Dr. Gazzaniga has written five books, edited three books, contributed chapters to sixteen more books and is the primary author of at least seventy-five published papers.
His major presentation will be on Thursday,March 31st, at 12;30p.m. in the gymnasium. This will be followed immediately by a reaction symposium in the Commons Large Lounge paneled by Professor Richard Ek of CCC’s Social Science division and Dr. Frank Bourke of Corning.
On Wednesday Dr. Gaz-
zaniga was scheduled to have an open coffee hour with students in theCommons Large Lounge.
All public events are open to the public
Dr. Micheal Gazzaniga
New Dean Makes Her Mark
2-The Crier, March 31,1983
by Donna Piper
Dr. Sandra Mark, who has been our Assistant Dean of Instruction since January 17 of this year, and the first woman to hold that position here, feels that “changes are down the road for all of us. I like to see students choose programs that allow for maximum flexibility in order to provide themselves with as many opportunities as they can. None of us knows what we're going to have to deal with in the future. We have to be adaptable enough to deal with changes when they come, because they will most definitely arrive.”
One of the concerns Dr. Mark has is one that relates to basic competencies, such as reading, writing, and mathematical reasoning. “I see a concern on the part of the faculty to adjust and fine-tune our course offerings to allow students in technical areas the opportunity to develop expertise in addition to their technical training.”
There are several different kinds of projects currently going on on campus, according to Dr. Mark, that tie into that idea. For example, the Faculty Association has just approved a new policy that will make students aware of the fact that writing is not just a skill peculiar to their English class,
but that it is a skill, “that cuts across all disciplines, as it should. Students’ competencies must be demonstrated in this and other areas if they’re going to say that they are fully educated individuals,” she said.
Elaborating on the fact that students need to have a wide educational background, Dr. Mark feels that “everything relates to everything else. Students are not as aware as they need to be of the impact of one particular discipline on every other.” She blames this on the fact that in schools, whatever the level, we break up the pie (which represents the world) into different pieces, or disciplines, such as sociology, psychology, physics, chemistry, etc. We divide these into parts so that they can be taught more easily, but when put those pieces together, and go out into the world, you find that every discipline hinges on the other.
One way to get around this, according to Dr, Mark, is to teach interdisciplinary courses in order to show students how different courses relate. Nursing and Philosophy are prime examples of this interrelation. “You may not think there’s a relationship between the two, but in practice, there is. In the livelihood of the professional nurse, ethical concerns and issues arise every day that the nursing student should be aware of in order to make wise decisions,” she said.
Dr. Mark believes that economic situation and changes in society are also strong influences on students when deciding what courses they should take. “Today I see CCC as trying to be very responsive to both local and economic needs. At the same time, the community of students that it serves is also given a great deal of consideration.” She feels that CCC is in forfront in the development of the programs that students perceive today as being able to provide them with employment once they graduate. Right now, she believes those programs are Business and Technology, but that that may change. During economic difficulty, college students tend to be much more concerned with their choice of a college major, about the things that will get them a job. When the economy is in much better shape, students feel a lot freer to choose programs that may better suit their personal needs.
How does Dr. Mark feel about this? “If you make a decision solely on the present employment opportunites, you may be short changing yourself in the employment picture, and in your own personal growth and development.”
Dr. Mark’s own educational background is wide and varied. She came here from Geneseo Community College in Batavia, where she spent eleven years as a professor of Psychology and Sociology. Prior to that, she taught Art and English in high school. She spent three years
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teaching in an overseas dependant school system, two years in Japan, and one year in Germany. She has her Undergraduate Degree in English and Art Education, with minor in Biology, a Masters Degree in Psychology, and a Doctorate in development learning instruction. With these credentials, you can see why she, “can’t help but see the interdiscplinary nature of anything.”
In reference to her position, including instructor and processes. “We are a support staff for the instruction mode and we try to be as supporters of instructors as we can,” she said. They do that in a variety of ways, one of which they try to see to it that faculty get as much support and. service as they need to carry on their function in the best way possible. If the function of their office “sounds ambiguous,” Dr. Mark said, “it causes a whole lot of territory and involves a whole lot of things.” One of those things is course requirements. When deciding upon what course requirements will be made, the faculty members, division members, curriculum members, and the administration have to decide what purpose is being served by, and what need is there for a given course, how does it fit into other offerings of its kind, is it to be a required course, or an elective, and if so, from which program?
Dr. Mark said that one way they find out what’s appropriate to keep current in their fields is to be aware of
WCEB Is Back!
by Debbie Dinse
When CCC opened 25 years ago, a radio club was among the student organizations formed at the time. Gradually, interest grew in having a radio station located on campus. Ten years ago, CCC’s very own radio station was born. WCEB operated out of a trailer behind the Commons. In 1978, the station was moved into the Commons building and new equipment was purchased from Keuka College.
After being out of operation for over a year, WCEB returned to the airwaves on February 18, with a partial broadcast program. February 21 was the official, full-fledged opening. WCEB has been broadcasting 8 hours per day, five days a week, since then.
Prior to reopening, there was
changes that are going on in other institutions as well as the needs that our own students have to meet. The faculty has to keep current in their own disciplins, traditional courses as well as the more current ones.” How do these courses carry over to 4 year schools? According to Dr. Mark, we have articulation agreements with members of the SUNY system, and a graduate from Corning with an Associates Degree will be accepted into that system and have all credits transfered. We also have agreements with a number of private schools, but because they’re private, Jhey’re under no obligation to do so, but they usually do .individually. Dr. Mark said that, “What that means is that the courses we offer are comparable to the courses offered at 4 year schools during their first two years. CCC specifically, and community colleges in New York State in general, are doing a very good job in training their students for transfering into a four year program.”
In reference to what opinion she has drawn about our campus since she came in January, Dr. Mark says that, “I’m really impressed with the people and programs. There’s really a sense of college community here. The people like what they’re doing and where they are. There’s a high degree of motivation, interest, and enthusiasm on the part of the faculty.” To sum it up, “I think, frankly, that it’s nothing short of extrordinary.”
much work to be done. Just dealing with the mail was a task. Taking inventory, organizing, cleaning, getting the equipment operating, and a preponderence of other activities kept everyone busy.
Dr. William Thompson worked with Brian Riesbeck, the station’s new manager, regarding equipment operation.
Other members of WCEB's executive board are:	Kris
Hallet, Program Director; Dan Baker, Chief Engineer; Chris Thomas, Music Director; and John Spicer, Business Manager.
There are at present sixteen D-J’s operating on 10 watts of power, which is enough to cover the Corning area.
WCEB’s future goals include increasing operating power to 100 watts, experimenting with night programming, a call-in radio show, a Top 10 show, on-location broadcasts, and possibly extending broadcasts over the summer.
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Scott Iddings
Taking the Bull by the Horns: Reaganomics Should Get More Support
to the Student Gov’t. President. Correct me if I'm wrong, but my gut feeling is that the student body, along with the administration, via tuitions, activities fees, and endowments from the college's supporters, own the Crier.
Next, since “the Crier’s Constitution states that publication guidelines are decided by the Editorial Board of the Crier," isn’t it logical that the Crier organization is fully prepared to manage itself without provocation from Student Gov’t? The diversification of articles and the quality of event coverage reflect the competency of the
Come on “Guy’s" grow up and pick up your own messes.
Kelly Mitchell
Commons Supervisor C.C.C. Activities Office
organization. Threatening to take away the stipends earned by the Crier staff for not meeting Student Gov't, imposed	publication
deadlines or for not printing the voting records of Student Gov’t, meetings is totally out of line. One Student Gov’t. Executive Board member was quoted as saying, "If you think you’ve been harassed before, you haven't seen anything yet.” The coarseness of this statement doesn't even merit commentary
/ support the Crier’s right to print whatever they want, whenever they want. If there's been any undue delays in publication, they should be cautioned (I wonder, has there been any?). If Student Gov’t wants the college community to know what goes on during their meetings, they should print their own newsletter using money from their budget. Student Gov’t should cease antagonizing the Crier, an efficient, productive group of students.
Charles A. Coon Horseheads N. Y.
Slobs in Commons Cause Problems
DEAR EDITOR:
Nothing is more disturbing to this student than to enter the Large Lounge in the Commons, expecting to find a clean, comfortable place to study, only to find my fellow students have left half full cups of soft drinks or coffee with cigarette butts floating in the remaining liquid, and food wrappers lying all over the place.
Being a Commons Supervisor, I am well aware of the adequacy of our custodial staff in this building, but it isn’t their responsibility to pick up after those few irresponsible students that do this.
The actions on the part of these few students have caused the Student Activities Office to ban all food and drink from the
Large Lounge. It has been observed that students have chosen to ignore this rule. This in turn has caused the Commons Supervisor’s staff to act as glorified baby sitters.fi.e. monitoring of the lounge, and verbal reprimand of those chronic law breakers). It is a shame that 19-25 year olds haven’t learned to act their age!
" I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT EITHER...
THE MANUAL SAVS IT SHOULD BE STQPPIN6 ANYTIME NOIN
Let’s face it, on most issues Republicans are opposed to Democrats. It’s a fact of life in Washington One never-ending issue is our nation’s economy. But should the economy be a political issue? 1 don’t think so.
For the past several years this country has been in an economic slump. Prices have gone up, production	has
declined, and our money has lost ground against other forms of currency. In recent months however, the economy has started to turn around. An excellent example of this is the decrease in the price of gas. The OPEC countries	are
currently engulfed in a heated price war. Gas prices have been spiralling downward for the past months.
Other indicators of economic recovery are the stock exchanges. Just look at the Dow Jones Index; for weeks the D.J. Industrials Average has been reaching its highest point ever. Why would small and large investors alike be pumping so much money into industries if the economy isn’t turning around?
Reaganomics is working. This can be seen right here in Coming. The Corning Glass Works is going to be hiring back 400 laid-off employees.
I expect other local industries
to hire back laid-off employees soon.
The economy will make a full recovery from the recession that our nation has been in since former President Carter’s term in office. Hopefully, after this recovery is completed, our politicians will be able to argue over other issues, such as national defense and foreign policy.
Student Supports Crier
Dear Editor:
I’m writing in response to the idiotic situation that has developed between the Crier and the Student Gov't Executive Board, as reported in the March 17 issue of the Crier. Though my insight into this dilemma is minimal, based solely on the aforementioned article, several points that were made raised a brow or two. As an appreciative reader who looks forward to new Criers to accompany my breakfast and tea, I need to know the truth behind this matter.
For instance, who “owns" the Crier? “We own the Crier," according
Student Slams Sports Predictions
DEAR EDITOR,
Crier sports columnist Scott Iddings must have been half asleep when he wrote his American League predictions or he simply hasn’t any knowledge of the game. How can you pick a team that finished in last place the year before to win the pennant? The Rangers have no pitching and tried to trade their best player (Buddy Bill) all win-
ter for the pitching they need. To pick five teams to finish ahead of California, last years champs, is plain stupidity.
The only bright spot on the Angels team is Reggie? Bring in a bunch of rookies and start from scratch? This team was one game from the World Series last year and has one of the best offenses in baseball.
“Willie Wilson should start producing this year?” Willie Wilson won the
American League batting championship last year.
“Mitchel Page will have a good year?” Who is Mitchel Page? He hasn't been a full time major leaguer for the past couple of years. “Rollie Fingers will make a complete comeback?" The last I heard he wasn’t even throwing.
The Indians have little to boast about after Rick Manning and Manny Trillo? Who are Andre Norton, Mike Hargrove, Toby
Hanah, Tim Barker, etc.
I hate Steinbrenner and the Yankees too, Scott, but don’t plan on picking four division champs this year.
Mike Gardner
CCC
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4-The Crier, March 31,1983
Wanted: Someone To Build a Better World
International work camps offer young people challenging, low-cost overseas experience
The Council on International Educational Exchange (CIEE), the largest student travel organization in the U.S., is offering students the opportunity to work overseas this summer as volunteers on service projects aimed at helping local communities. Free room and board help to keep participation costs minimal.
“It met and surpassed all my expectations,” was the reaction of one participant in last year’s program, the first ever offered to Americans. Although work camps have been operating in many parts of the world for more than 30 years, they are still a relatively new concept in the United States. They attract young people from all over the world, providing them with the chance to live and work together on a wide range of projects.
“We had no plumbinhg or electricity and slept in a barn, but I think that made us better as a group because we really had to work together and help each other,” reported a volunteer who helped convert an old barn into a community room (Denmark).
Other projects included clearing an avalanche on the side of a mountain (Switzerland); performing farm chores at an anti-drug camp (Sweden); and housecleaning at the Techical Institute at Gdan sk (Poland).
Except for a modest program fee of $100, there is no cost other than the airfare-and even that expense may be reduced by special student and youth fares available through the Council.
Work camps, usually two, three, or four weeks in
CCC Trivia Contest
by Lee Huftalen
1. Who was Student Body of the Week for the week of December 3,1973?
3. Who was the colleges first commencement speaker?
If you can correctly answer all of these questions before anyone else you will win twenty-five dollars from the Crier...
2. When was the Faculty Association formed?
4. Which two bus companies were competing in the Fall ’81 semester for Elmira/CCC students?
5. How much is the fare on the T&T bus from the bottom of Spencer Hill to CCC?
6. What was the official opening date for the Spencer Crest Nature Center?
7. Why was CCC sometimes referred to as “The Little Harvard on the Hill?”
9. When was the final CCC Wine Festival?
Solutions to last quiz:
1.	a. “Family”
b. The parents of Mrs. Dale Kastka
2.	William Lee Pierry
3.	Gunars Reimanis, Dean of Instruction at CCC
4.	Coming School District School Three
5.	John Denver
Last week's winner was Charles Coon. He was tne first person to correctly answer all the questions. He will recieve the $25 prize for his efforts.
8. Who was the third president of our college?
10. When was the last year that Martand Farm was used?
Bring your answers into the office in the commons as soon as possible and leave them with a staff member. Check them over twice ’cos no corrections are allowed Answers will be printed in the next issue.
duration, are available in Belgium, Czechoslovakia, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, The Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Spain, Sweden, and Switzerland. A knowledge of German is helpful for placements in Germany; language requirements apply in France and Spain. Volunteers must be at least 18 years old (except in Germany, which accepts 16-year-olds). Application deadline in May 1, 1983.
For more information on the program, write or phone: CIEE, PR WC, 205 East 42nd Streeet, New York, NY 10017, (212) 661-1414; or 312 Suitter Street, San Francisco, CA 94108, (415) 421-3473.
"Quitting
snap.”
“I'm gonna help you break the cigarette habit with my 'Larry Hagman Special Stop Smokin' Wrist Snappin' Red Rubber Band! Get one free from your American Cancer Society."
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continued from page I massive propaganda campaign against the President of the 1 U.S. And make no mistake about it-it is an all-out attack. Their aim is total victory... If they can crush the President and his philosophy,they are convinced they can then dominate the Congress and, through it, the nation.” In the same address Ford also dismissed Watergate as “a tragic but grotesque sideshow.”
Unfortunately, all of this did not help Nixon, for on August 8, 1974, with nothing to hope for, he decided at long last to resign the Presidency. On August 9, Ford took the oath of office as President and one month later granted former President and one month later granted former President Nixon a “full, complete, and absolute pardon” for all crimes that he may have committed as Chief Executive.
Gerald Ford was President during a period of time wheni most of the country had a very bleak outlook on the presidency as a whole. Ford did much to brighten this outlook, but apparently it was not enough, for he was defeated in 1976 by Jimmy Carter.
There are two facts about Ford that many people are not aware of: 1. He was the only man to ever serve as President who was never elected in his own right. 2. He has been the only President who had at one time been an Eagle Scout.
CIA on Campus?
by Catherine Bowman (SASU)
(SPS)- As the result of a court decision that upholds the Central Intelligence Agency’s refusal to disclose its contacts
at colleges and universities, students now have little ability to determine whether their campus is the site of covert activities.
A two year battle to obtain the names of CIA sources at the University of California at Los Angeles (UCLA) was defeated this fall, represented a major blow for proponents of the Freedom of Information Act (FOIA).
A three judge panel of the US Court of Appeals of the District of Columbia unanimously ruled that the CIA could refuse to confirm or deny campus contacts, including recruiters for
Battle of the budget
Campus Digest News Service Whether you live in a dorm or off-campus, food bills steadily eat into your budget. By collecting coupons and taking id-vantage of refund offers, you can save as much as 50 percent, not only on the cost of munchies, but also on other necessities like toothpaste and fondue sets.
You're probably tossing $20 to $25 into the trash every month.
But you don't have to.
The secret of saving money at the grocery is a three-part campaign: 1) couponing, 2) refunding, and 3) smart shopping. While any of these will save you money, all three will cut your food bill drastically.
You all know what coupons are. Usually called cents-off coupons, manufacturers offer them to entice a consumer to buy a product. Coupons are redeemable for a specified amount—usually five to 50 cents, although I have seen some worth $1.50. Occa-
the agency and students and professors who serve as informants.
“The decision marks the end of the road for freedom of information in this area,” said Susan Shaffer, an attorney for the Project on National Security of the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU). Ms. Shaffer, who argued the case on behalf of the plaintiffs, said an appeal would not be filed with the US Supreme Court.
The original suit filed in 1980 by Nathan Gardels, a UCLA student who attempted to gain information on the “arrangements and relationships” between the CIA and the university under the FOIA. Gardels was provided documents listing overt contacts but refused information on secret CIA sources on the grounds that such disclosures could be neither confirmed or denied
sionally, a coupon will be for a free product, such aS a two-for-one deal.
More and more people are redeeming more and more coupons each year. In these days of rising food costs, a 10-or 25-cent coupon on each item can really add up.
How do you find them? Several ways. Most coupons come from magazines and newspapers. Look through the papers before buying them; some weeks they contain very few coupons.
You can also get coupons from exchange boxes in stores, from product packages and from trading with friends and neighbors.
File your coupons alphabetically by name brand. As an apprentice coupon-clipper, you'll develop whatever system enables you to find a coupon quickly at the checkout.
When buying a product, compare prices of all the brands and check which ones you have a coupon for. Using a coupon, you can usually buy name-brand products for less than the no-frills or store brand counterpart.
Decade of Disabled Persons Proclaimed
The General Assembly of the United Nations has proclaimed the period 1983-92 as the "Decade of Disabled Persons." A companion resolution was also approved adopting a World Program of Action for Disabled Persons.
The World Program of Action calls upon governments. International and national organizations, and people everywhere to Increase participation of disabled persons in national and community life. Thousands of organizations, corporations and groups In over 130 nations participated in the UN proclaimed 1981 International Year of Disabled Persons observance.
In the United States, the U.S. Council for IYDP, predecessor of the National Office on Disability, spearheaded the U.S. program and the active participation of 1,850 communities in its Community Partnership Program. Americans from all walks of life Identified needs, set goals, and launched programs to strengthen local initiatives in education, employment, rehabilitation, greater access, and in prevention of disability. More than 350 national organizations, 270 leading corporations, and the governors of all 50 states contributed significantly In these partnership programs. The National Office on Disability will work with them to continue and expand their efforts in the Decade of Disabled Persons.
The National Office on Disability Is located at 2100 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W., Washington, DC 20037, (202) 293-5960.

THE AMERICAN WEST and COMPUTER IN SOCIETY Two New Social Science Courses to be Offered This Fall
5-The Crier, March 31,1983
The Social Sciences Division is offering two new courses this Fall: HYTHE AMERICAN WEST, AND SO 205-THE COMPUTER IN SOCIETY.
HY114-THE AMERICAN WEST will involve an examination of the historical development of the American West, its unique cultural contributions, and its legacy of legends and myths as reflected in our popular culture. The various frontiers, including the trappers, soldiers, miners, ranchers and farmers frontiers, will be considered as well as the impact of the rail road on the West. A portion of the course will deal with the contributions and role of the American Indians in Western development. In addition, the. course will consider regional literature, art and music and the impact of the mythology of
A better barter bidder
Little tommy luckerhad to sing for his supper, but that's nothing compared to what some college students are doing for theirs.
Students at Davidson and Sacred Heart Colleges, both in North Carolina, are bartering services in exchange for their tuition as part of a unique plan to make higher education more accessible in light of recent federal cuts in education funding.
In lieu of their student fees, these North Carolinians are vacuuming floors, cooking in their coHege cafeterias, and performing other more
Sweet revenge
When you care enough to send a "Bittersweet," you'll have a wide selection of "kiss-offs."
Bittersweet is a new greeting card company that really tells it like you wish you could. The cards are a new way to get revenge on the guy (or gal) that dumped you. A sample? One card says on the outside, "Aren't we both seeking the same thing?" and on the inside "Someone else." . Another shows a cufe cat and says on the outside "you get hives from my cat" and on the inside "1 get hives from your bull."
The sweet revenge cards were the brainstorm of Barbara Davilman and Nina Tassier of New York. The idea for the cards came about when Barbara was suffering from a disappearing boyfriend itiat disappeared with no warning. She thought the perfect way to toll him off was in writing, and she came up with "I didn't realize the last time I was kissed, I was being kissed off." That was just the beginning of Bittersweet.
Davilman and Tassier, in their twenties, created their cards to be romantic on the outside, with cutesy little pictures, and then the zinger comes inside. There are 36 different cards, and they sell for $1 each.
the American West on popular literature, motion pictures, radio and television.
The course was developed in cooperation with staff at the Rockwell Corning Museam of Western Art. An integral com-ponant of the course will be a field trip to the museum and additional field work in some area of Western culture (e.g. art, literature, etc.) The Rockwell Corning Museum offers not only an extensive collection of Western paintings, but also guns, Indian artifacts, films, and a growing library on Trans-Mississippi topics. CCC is fortunate to be able to draw on these exceptional resources, which will make this new course a unique opportunity to explore the American West.
HY114-THE AMERICAN WEST will be offered as a free elective with no pre-requisites, and may be used for Social
specialized services necessary to the maintenence of their college and community.
This local version of the Work Study program began after the two institutions joined Tradex, a Charlotte-based organization that is promoting the ^ancient form of barter economy -- or a direct exchange of services with no currency involved — as antidote to the rising cost ol living.
Tradex members earn trading "points" for providing services or selling goods to other Tradex members. The points accumulate "like money in the bank," according to one
Science credit. This courses will be offered in the Fall at 11:00A.M. on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Gary Yoggy will be the instructor.
SO205THE COMPUTER IN SOCIETY, a new course offered by the Social Sciences Divsion, will encourage students to take a reflective look at how computers are affecting their lives.
The gamut of possible and probable impacts of computers will be explored. For example: How does the computer affect our personality, our family life,, our schools, our jobs, our children’s development, our regional economy, our corporate culture, our political systems, our health, and our leisure time?
The course should help students to make responsible career decisions in the face of
Sacred Heart spokesperson, and can be used to purchase goods or services from other Tradex members across the country.
By providing needed services for Tradex members, usually the college itself, the students earn these trading points for the college, which is then saved the cash it would normally have to spend to acquire those services. Those savings are passed on’ to the students in the form of tuition reductions with no exchange of actual money ever taking place.
the computer’s infiltration into nearly every field of work.
An investigation of the technical aspects of computers will be brief but will allow students to gauge the actual and potential developments in the field with an eye-toward planning for a more computerized society.
Revolutions in microelectronics and information processing are gaining momentum daily. THE COMPUTER IN SOCIETY course offers the student a chance to reflect * upon and discuss with others the costs and benefits (the positive and the negative) of some of the changes wrought by these revolutions.
Utopian visions and futuristic nightmares found in literature will be presented along with a cool, social scientific perspective to illustrate the range of approaches to the topic.
Student participation in the North Carolina programs is minimal at the present, according to Tradex officials, with only two students at each college currently involved in a barter exchange. Tradex is optimistic about the future of barter on college campuses, however, positive that as education costs at four-year institutions continue to rise, so will the number of students willing to barter for their room and board.
SO 205 THE COMPUTER IN SOCIETY,will be offered as a free elective with prerequisites SO101, HY 112, or consent of instructor, and may be used for Social Science credit. This course will be offered in the Fall at 10:00 A.M. on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Tom Exter will be the course instructor.
Student Gov’t. Update
The following proposals were voted on at the March 17 Student Gov’t, meeting:
1.	Motion to accept AD AC propoal to FAR for $896. Results: Yeses: 16; Noes: 2; Abstentions: 4. Condition of motion: accepted
2.	Motion to accept Women’s Basketball propoal to FAR for $807. Results: Yeses: 18; Noes:0; Abstentions: 4. Condition of motion: Accepted.
Vocational Rehabilitation offered
A counselor from the Office of Vocational Rehabilitation (OVR) will be in the Commons U-203 on April 5, 10-12. Contact Meta Spiegler at Ext. 296 for Appointments.
Engineering Technology Guild
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Large Nursing AmpitheaterN-221
All Students and Faculty Invited
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6-The Crier, March 31,1983
Campus Police Want Guns for Safety
Crimes at SUNY campuses—Source:"Crime in the United States
FBI
Campus Violent(toial) Murder Forced Rape				Robbery Aggravated Assault	
Albany	7		0	5	2
Bing.	. 5	0	0	2	3
Buff State	13	0	1	3	9
Brockport	6	0	0	3	3
Cortland	4	0	0	0	4
Oswego	3	0	2	1	0
Plattsburgh	2	0	0	1	1
Stonybrook	14	0	0	3	11
Campus Prc Albany	ipert^(total)	Burelary 712	Larceny T44	Auto theft 5	Arson ~~ir~
Bine.	426	15	406	5	0
B.S.	455	62	391	2	0
Brock.	442	97	344	1	- 0
Cort-.	207	35	172	0	0
Oswego	320	22	295	3	0
PLatts.	302	20	280	2	0
Stony.	674	199	468	7	0
(SPS)-Public Safety officers at two SUNY campuses are attempting to gain the right to carry firearms on campus in order to increase personnel safety.
University Law Enforcement Divsion (ULED) members at SUNY Binghamton have prop-sed that all uniformed officers on patrol be armed with batons and chemical irritants. Further, ULED Director John Schwartz has recommended that for each shift one officer in plainclothes be armed with a gun for the purpose of handling money transfers and dangerous situations.
“The safety of personnel has been jeopardized due to the lack of proper equipment,” Schwartz said. He cited an increase of on-campus crime and the fact that outside agencies are not always available to assist ULED as two factors warranting arming of ULED
officers.
At SUNY Cortland, Public Safety Officer Jack Adams todl the Cortland Student Association, “If we have one case where a weapon is needed, it’s enough to justify carrying
weapons. Do we have to get shot before we’re going to deal with the problem?”
Cortland officers also cited slow response time by outside agencies in certain situations to merit arming campus police.
Adams said a course specifically designed to acclimate campus officers to campus situations was another factor.
Presently, Oswego, Albany, and Brockport CAmpus Police
are armed, with Maritime College and the College of Forestry officers carrying arms part-time.
Crier, Student Gov’t. Work To Resolve Differences
“Professor”
imprisoned	---------------
Have you heard the one about the fake professor?
It seems as though Anthony Williams pulled a fast one on Millersville and Shippensburg State Colleges (or at least he says he is Anthony Williams.)
The man apparently held teaching jobs at both colleges. At Millersvi’l? he was an economics professor, using the name Peter Pearse At Shippensburg, he was computer science professor John Byron Hext, who taught both undergraduate and graduate courses.
He taught at the two schools on different days, commuting the 75 miles between the schools. His combined income from the two jobs was almost $60,000. His academic credentials have proved to be nonexistent.
The scam was discovered at Shippensburg State College March 10. Williams is now in jail.
Curing your hangover
Winston Churchhill is at a dinner party, incredibly drunk. An elderly lady approaches him and says, "Sir, you are incredibly drunk."
Winston replies, "Madame, you are incredibly ugly. The difference between you and me, however, is that, in the morning, I shall be sober."
Ah, but will he have a hangover? If Winston was like most of us, the answer will be an unfortunate yes.
After an all night drunk, some people complain only of a little queasiness in the abdominal region, while others feel as though their brains are leaking out their ears. Whatever the effect, though, most people agree that a miracle cure is in order.
If you've always ignored hangovers in the past but are now in the market for some relief, take a few tips from
Wages may be cut
If President Reagan has his way, teenagers will be working for less than minimum wage this summer.
Reagan has proposed teenagers being paid $2.50 an hour instead of $3.35 from May 1 to Sept. 30 every' year. Reagan says the cut in salaries will encourage businesses to hire teenagers, although some critics are afraid older employees will lose their jobs to younger workers. But according to Reagan's proposal, businesses who hired younger workers and let their older employees go would be penalized.
The minimum wage reduction bill has been presented before, and has little chance of passing in this year's session of Congress.
some sadder but wiser hangover experts.
The cure that tops the collegiate list is the ever-popular Bloody Mary in the morning; Runners-up include Mountain Dew and aspirin, sleeping under a cold washcloth, and, strange as it might seem, sleeping with a trash can over your head.
Student remedies range from running at the gym and sweating it out to throwing up repeatedly.
But perhaps,you refuse to entrust your hangover to anyone less than a paid professional. In that case, higher authorities have been consulted— bartenders.
One bartender questioned advises placing a glass of milk and two aspirin by your bed before you go to sleep. Set your alarm clock for six o'clock and then try to get some rest. At six, take the milk and aspirin and go back to bed. Later, have a breakfast of plain macaroni.
The March 17 issue of the Crier featured a front page story alerting the student body to various points of disagreement between the Crier and Student Gov’t. The article included an appeal for a joint meeting of the two organizations’ executive boards. On March 24, this important and long overdue meeting became a reality.
What I liked most about the meeting (and I think I’m speaking for both the Crier and Student Gov’t.) was that it was the first time a rational and calm discussion of the issues at hand had ever taken place. CCC’s Dr. Robert Guiffrida offered his time to serve as mediator. Student Gov’t, faculty advisor Roger Ohstrom. along with Crier faculty ad visor Betty White, were also present.
After a great deal oi Pack and forth discussion, it became apparent that at the root of the problem were differences bet-
Another bartender advises hangover sufferers to "throw it out" by drinking beer with salt.
And still another "professional" method is to get out of bed and eat a greasy cheeseburger and french fries. After they have cleared the system, one should take plenty of vitamin C and liquids the rest of the day in order to start over again that night.
"Alka Seltzer on the rocks" is another prescription, along with drinking gatorade to replace lost body fluids.
As long as people continue to drink more alcohol than their systems can handle, they will seek ways to stop the effects. No one, however, can -guarantee any unfailing cure to prevent or end a hangover. The method you use should be chosen carefully since the cure may be more abusive to your body than the hangover itself.
Tom Kahler
ween the Crier’s and Student Gov’t’s, constitutions. The Crier’s constitution states that publication dates will be de eided by the crier’s Editorial ' Board. The problem is that the Crier receives its funding through the Student Gov’t. Activites Budget. This budget contains stipulations which are designed to ensure that allocated funds are spent properly. Last semester’s Student Gov’t-Crier battle centered around the Activites Budget stipulation that the Crier publish weekly. This disagreement was finally resolved after the Crier faught a long and hard battle to publish bi-weekly in order to improve the paper’s quality, which had sadly deteriorated during the 1981-82 school year. (For example, a typical issue from that time period contains a two page headline in the middle pages boasting, “These Pages Good For Fish-Wrapping.” Of course, that statement is an ac-
Card Call
Hoping to stein fraudulent long distance billings. Bell Telephone has initiated a new system. If when placing a call and billing to a third party there is no one at that number to accept your billing, you von't be able to make the call. Unless, that is, you have a Bell System "Calling Card."
The card is available free to customers who have good payment records with the ahone company.
curate appraisal of that weekly paper’s worth.)
This semester brought new tensions. Personal accusations from both sides drained everyone’s energy and prevented us from concentrating on our jobs 100 percent.
The inconsistencies between the Crier’s constitution and the Activites Budget have been resolved. The Crier will follow a publishing schedule which states that the paper should appear once every two school weeks (which was all we had asked for in the first place). The Crier has also reserved its right as a newspaper to decide for itself what it will and will not publish.
Congratulation are in order to both Student Gov’t, and the Crier for working together in order to iron out our differences. We hope that we have set a trend for the future.
Promoting from within
According to a University of Michigan "Management Succession" study, job-hoppers do not usually get to the top of corporations.
The best way to get to the boardroom is to stay with the same companies. Most companies promote presidents and vice presidents from within the company.
So once you get that job after graduation, plan to stay with it and prove loyalty to your employer
7-The Crier, March 31,1983
Reach out, and correct someone
Most of us have had the agonizing experience of sleepless nights spent worrying that friends had noticed our dangling participles in conversation that day. How many relationships have been ruined with careless pronoun reference? The list is staggering. Well, now you cap kiss those embarrassing grammatical faux pas goodbye with no more effort than a phone call.
The Grammar Hotline, (212)R-E-W-R-I-T-E, provides timely answers to tough grammar, spelling and usage questions.
The service was established at York College in Queens, N.Y., last September to aid confused students, but most of the calls received are from business executives and secretaries, says Sam Hux, an English professor who answere the hotline phone on Mondays.
The grammatical couns.-lo s keep dictionaries, the New York Times Handbook of Style, the UPI Handbook of Style anil assorted grammar books near the phones tor reference.
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11.	Consider coop education.
12.	Check the National Guard. It sponsors a profusion of educational aid programs. These include a $1,OOG per year educational bonus plus an opportunity to have your Federal student loan repaid at the rate of $500 per year or 15% of what you owe, whichever is more.
13.	Make some sacrifices for college.
14.	Finally, Leider suggests, don't waste much time looking
for hidden, unclaimed, and little known scholarships. “I am constantly amazed at the number of people," he added, "who will pass up $17 billion in Federal student aid to search for a special scholarship. I call it 'the unknowing looking for the unfindable.' "
The guides are priced from $1.25 to $2.50 each, or you can get all six for $10. And for just one extra dollar, Oc-tameron provides an update service, which will keep you posted between now and Sept. 1, 1983 on any changes that Congress or the Reagan Administration might make which might affect your aid status. If no such changes occur, you won't receive anything for your dollar, but it's kind of cheap insurance, you might say.
To order the guides or to find out more about the counseling services, write Oc-taneron Associates, P.O. Box 3437, Alexandria VA 22302. There is currently no better way to get an education of financial aid for such a small price. You will consider it money well spent. The guides are a veritable goldmine of information, complete with charts and worksheets to help you figure your own position.
The hotline takes call 1-4 p.m., Monday through Friday. Ten professors from York College take turns volunteering to answer the phones.
Hux says the most common questions are about hyphens. (How do you hyphenate "dim-witted"?)
Spelling is anoher hot topic; he says people probably think it's easier tomake a phone cal than to look up a word in the dictionary. Usage problems—the difference between "which” and "that," for example—make up the bulk of the other questions.
Some cailers aren't content, however, to stick to comma splices and related queries. One person asked for information on Tolstoy's politics. Luckily for the caller, Hux happened to know a little about the subject and proceeded to give a brief rundown of Leo's political views.
The hotline receives about four or five calls an hour; about half are from outside New York—from such locales
as San Franciso (a man working on an annual report who wanted to know capitalization rules for geographical areas) and Missouri (a certain reporter).
Hux tries to have all the answers, but if he doesn't knov\ the ansewr to a question and can't find it quickly in a reference book, he will call back later with the answer. To get information, hotline counselors sometimes must contact experts.
There are two other hotlines similiar to the one at York College: one in Little Rock, Ark., and the other at Illinois State University in Champaign.
Grammar Hotline also has a half-hour radio program on Tuesday nights which broadcasts recordings of questions received the previous week.
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6 ounces chicken, cooked A Quarter Cup slivered or whole almonds
One Quarter Cup Chicken, cooked 1 C bean sprouts 1 stalk celery, chopped 1 can brown onion gravy
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8-The Crier, March 31,1983
They don’t make em like they used to
The only thing more predictable in society than the disillusionment of the younger generation with the older is the disillusionment of th? older generation with the younger.
Usually, however, the loss in faith is triggered by differences between the two groups over such things as sexual and religious mores or hem lengths and hair lengths. What's the disillusionment with the children of today?
They watch rotten cartoons.
Where are the intelligent, meaningful cartoons of yesteryear—where cute little animals said cute little things just like real people you never knew? Where is the insightful social commentary we found every week in "Hoppity Hooper," the action-packed drama of "Mighty Mouse," the inpirationally relevant messages of "Jot"?
It's sad to say, but such top-• notch entertainment has fallen by the wayside.
Kids today are content to watch animated versions of prime-time sit-coms; "The Dukes of Hazzard," "La verne and Shirley," "Mork and Mindy," and "Happy Days" have made their way, remarkably unchanged, from 8 p.m. Tuesday to 8 a.m. Saturday.
Face it, ihese aren't even good series.
A typical plot: On a recent episode of "The Dukes of Hazzard," the Duke boys, who are racing Boss Hogg around the world (sound familiar?), have made their way to England. (I don't know how the General Lee made it over the Atlantic, either.)
Boss Hogg is there ahead of the Dukes and is ready to leave, but he can't find his dog. He searches and starches, and hits Ruscoe with his hat a lot. He finally finds the mutt, and the bad guys head out fcr France.
Whoops! In his hurry to leave, tha* silly Hogg accidentally picked up the Queen's dog, who happens to look a lot like his.
Enter the Duke boys, w'ho upon arriving in London i/nm-dediately notice this dog that looks just like Boss Hogg's.. Hey! The boys honest to their redneck core, pick up the dog and decide to return it to Hogg. Then guess what happens???
Right! They're arrested by the Queen's soldiers, who are out looking for the dognap-pers. But even all the Queen's men can't control the Dukes. The boys speed through the
Become an Anti-Apathist
Are you interested in working on The Crier next year? Staff turnover at the end of this semester will leave all positions available to students. These include: Editor-in -Chief, Managing Editor, Layout, Photography, Art, Advertising, Reporting Staff and much, much more.
Applications are available in The Crier office (U213) in the Commons. Deadline is April 19th at noon.
Show the rest of our student body that you really give a damn about this newspaper once and for all!!!
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Work starts on Rosalynn’s memoirs
Qiin/ms Digest News Service
Free-lance writer Linda Bird Francke, formerly of Newsweek, has been hired by Houghton Mifflin publishers to begin editing and reorganizing Rosalynn Caiter's 600-page manuscript of her memoirs: • three-quarters of which deals with the Carter's White House Years.
Francke, author of "The Ambivalence of Abortion," and a soon-to-be-publisiied book on the children of divorce, recently went to Plains tobegin her task.
The publisher expects the book to be finished by May, with publication set for next January.
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9- The Crier, March 31,1983
The student loan picture
Applying for student loans is becoming surprisingly similar to the current problem of finding the best price on an airplane ticket—there are so many different fares (programs) offered that it takes intensive research to find the best one, and to make sure that your search has covered all the possibilities.
Even with rapidly rising tuition costs, student aid will hold at $20 billion through the 1983-84 school year. According to student aid expert Robert Leider, "The Reagan cuts have bottomed out. The main casulty now is public understanding of problems, not program dollars."
"People are thoroughly confused about what is available and who is eligible," Leider said. "The result:	many
parents, thinking they have been cut off, are making the wrong college decisions for their youngsters."
Leider is the author of the seventh edition of the student aid guide "Don't Miss Out.' The step-by-step guide attempts to help students organize their search for aid, and lead them to the most likely places to find aid.
"Don't Miss Out" is only one of the six guides Leider has written. One lists the scholarships available at various schools in each state, covering 845 schools and 80,000 awards available. The schools are listed by state, and then complete information about the requirements for each award are listed in a chart.
Another of the booklets concerns cooperative education (alternating formal classroom work with actual job experience.) Many students earn up to $5000 during the work phase, but Leider says it sometimes takes five years to get your degree this way.
Two guides consider the assistance available from Uncle Sam, one dealing with college loans and the other with college grants. And another guide tells you how the
nation's most selective schools pick their students.
Each of the guides is easily understandable, and have been highly praised by loan officials at many schools and universities. Octameron Associates, which publishes the guides, also offers a personalized financial aid counseling for college-bound students.
Leider says "the more you know about (financial aid), the less deeply you will have
to dig."
He offers these tips for the college-bound student:
1.	Familiarize yourself thoroughly with the Federal aid programs—Pell Grants, the three campus-based programs (Supplemental Educational Opportunity Grants, College Work-Study, and National Direct Student Loans) and the two major student loan programs—the low-interest (9%) Guaranteed Student Loan Program and the higher interest (14% now, 12% after November 1) PLUS Program, also known as the ALAS program.
"Uncle Sam provides $15 billion in student aid," Leider said. "Don't pass it up." More important, he added, the Guaranteed Student Loan Program is an entitlement program. At least two million students who are eligible have not taken advantage of it. "If they did," Leider said, "Uncle would either have to shell out another $5 billion or redraw the guidelines."
2.	Apply early. Not only
colleges but Uncle Sam himself can—artd	most likely
will—run out of money.
3.	Apply accurately. Mistakes will cause the aid application form to be returned. By the time it is resubmitted the available money may be gone.
4.	If you are male, register for the draft. No draft registration, no federal student aid. (This is currently an unresolved question.)
5.	Stay in your state. States
Newspapers Resist Funding Control
The early spring score is 2-1 in favor of student newspapers , in the annual “But if we give you funding, shouldn’t we have some control?” battle with student governments.
Coming out on top in one skirmish was the Mankato State U. newspaper, the Reporter, which was briefly threatened with accepting the Student Association as its publisher, thus giving an SA committee the right to hire and fire editors. After a lengthy and hot debate on that topic, the Communications Advisory Committee of MSU decided to explore setting up an independent board of directors, to be elected by the students, said Reporter Editor Mike Ken nedy. At this point, the CAC is contacting other student newspapers which have similar boards to determine how they are structured. “They want students who have complaints to have recourse,” he says. The
CAC can only recommend changes to the Reporter’s editor and in the past, some recommendations have been ignored.
The	Wayne State U.
newspaper. The South End, will also have a new funding structure within the next year, after the WSU Student Council voted	to separate	the
newspaper’s budget from its own. In the past, the South End and Student Council “consumed an inordinate amount of energy debating what the paper needed,” says Editor Russ Bellant, a former SC president as well. Next year, the newspaper will receive a direct $91,000 appropriation. But the funding formula for future years is still under discussion, says Bellant. The South End is pressing for a formula that is predictable and protected from protests over editorial content.
The lone “loser” so far is the Northern Illinois U. student
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award almost one billion dollars in student aid. Leave your state for an out-of-state college and you can kiss this money goodbye.
6.	Shop the colleges. College admissions is buyer's market. Ask two questions: 1. What innovative student aid programs do you offer—matching scholarships, sibling scholarships, moral obligation scholarships, tuition remissions for good grades? 2. What innovative payment options do you offer—installment plans, guaranteed cost plans (paying four years of college in advance at the rate prevailing in the freshman year), cash discounts for paying tuition in advance?
7.	Negotiate with financial aid officers on the award package offered you. Try to increase the package's grant component, lower its loan component. "But negotiate only if you sincerely feel the college wants you," Leider cautions.
newspaper, the Northern Star, which unsuccessfully appealed its loss of $30,000 in student activity fee funding to the Student Association Supreme Court. At issue was a Student Association directive that the Star mention SA funding in its masthead. When the Star refused, its $30,000 appropriation was frozen. The Star is now lining up support for an April student referendum to appropriate a portion of student fees directly to the newspaper. The paper wants about $1 per full-time student per semester, or a total of $42,000. The NIU administration wouldn’t intervene in the Star-SA squabble but has indicated support for separate funding for the newspaper.
8.	If you are a B student, try for an academic scholarship. Almost 900 colleges now sponsor such awards. "And this is good news foi middle-income families," Leider said. "Most of these awards are not based on financial need."
9.	Search for low interest loans, with "low interest meaning about 11%," according to Leider. Several states are now-backing .such (bans. They are also offered by numerous colleges. And you can find some ingenious private combination savings and lending plans.
10.	Mix it up. Take the freshman and sophomore years at a nearby community college, finish at a 4-year school. Your degree will have the prestige of the 4-ycar school, at a fraction of the cost.
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“Snap out of smoking!
"Whenever you feel like smokin' a cigarette, instead of strikin' up a match, strike up the band- the' Larry Hagman Special Stop Smokin'Wrist Snappin' Red Rubber Band! Get one free from your American Cancer Society. "
10- The Crier, March31,1983
There’s Music in the Air
For the past two years, the CCC Music Guild has supported the existence of music both on and off campus for the students of CCC. With the use of Student Government funds it has supported a variety of events, including offering free student tickets to local concerts by the Corning Philharmonic, Civic Music, and Chamber Music series.
This semester, in an attempt to bring music on campus for serious music listeners, the guild has been in contact with the music deparments of Ithaca College and Mansfield State and has arranged to have some of their students give performances on our campus. In addition, there is a small group of CCC students studying with
CCC’s Dr. James Hudson, who will also be featured in recital this spring.
Each of these “Midday Concerts” will begin at 12:30 on the days listed below and will be held in the Basement Auditorium of the New Building (Rooms 003, 004 Assembly Hall). You are cordially invited to attend; there is no admission.
April 5, Tuesday-Robin Cohen (Ithaca) and Jill Dreeben (Cornell), Classical Guitar and Flute April 19, Tuesday-Brass Quintet and Quartet (2 euphoniums, 2 tubas), students of Donald Stanley (Mansfield)
April 28, Thursday-CCC Student Recitalists-Voice, Piano, Clarinet, Brass Quintet
^Campus Paperback Bestsellers
9	1- The Winds of War, by Herman Wouk. (Pocket, $4 95.)
9 One family's struggle to survive during World War II.
9	2. Sophie's Choice, by William Styron. (Bantam, $3.95.) The
^ nature of evil seen through the lives of two doomed lovers
3.	War and Remembrance, by Herman Wouk. (Pocket $5.95. ^ Continuing the story began in ‘The Winds of War"
4.	When Bad Things Happen to Good People, by Harold 9 Kushner. (Avon, $3.50.) Comforting thoughts from a rabb
®	5. Happy to be Here, by Garrison Keillor. (Penguin, $4,95
9 Stories and comic pieces by a radio personality.
9	6. Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams
*9 (Pocket. $2.95.) Companion to the PBS TV series.
9	7. Love, by Leo Buscaglia. (Fawcett. $3.50.) Inspiration
from a Southern California professor.
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_	8. Items from our Catalogue, by Alfred Gingold.
• (Avon, $4.95.) Spoof of the L. L. Bean catalogue.
®	9. The Parsifal Mosaic, by Robert Ludlum. (Bantam, $4.50.
9 Spies and counterspies race to prevent World War'III
9	10. A Few Minutes With Andy Rooney, by Andy Rooney
9 (Warner. $2.95.) Humorous essays by the TV personality
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A soft touch
If you want to get what you want from people, try touching them.
No, not with your fist, but with your hand. And you don't have to touch very hard, either. Just some light pressure on the hand, wrist, of upper arm will do the trick.
What's this all about?, you ask., According to California salesman Bernie Stern, its about using touch to boost business profits.
For more than 20 years, Stern has made a habit of gently touching the arm of a sales prospect during a sales talk. During that time, Stem has also had record-breaking success as a salesman. Wondering if one has anything to do with the other, Stern tried an experiment.
He divided his sales force into two groups. One group touched prospects lightly while making a sales talk. The
other group made no contact at all. After eight months and 1,000 pitches, the nontouchers averaged three sales out of . ten tries, while the touchers averaged eight out of ten.
Stern, who now conducts seminars on the touching technique, says touching works because "touching is a comfort to the sensory nerves of the skin. People literally warm to the touch, and this triggers a good emotional response within them."
Free Legal Advice for Students
An Attorney will be on campus April 6, 12:30-1:30. For appointments contact Meta Spiegler Commons 203 or call Ext. 296.
Crackerjack prize offers sex advice
May 5, Thursday-Spring Con-cert-CCC Chorus and Brass Quintet
The Music Guild would also like to invite you to attend a performance of the Verdi “Requiem” on the evening of Sunday, April 17, at 7:30 P.M. in the College Gymnasium. This will feature the combined forces of the Corning Philharmonic Orchestra and Chorus, the Mansfield College Chorus, and the CCC College Chorus with guest soloists, including two who are currently on the Metropolitan Opera roster. It should be an evening to remember. There is a fee for this performance.
Apparently someone who makes Crackerjacks believes in early sex education.
At least that's the theory of officials of Borden Inc., which distributes Crackerjacks, after hearing that an 8-year-old girl in Huntington, W. Va„ found a booklet entitled "erotic Sexual Positions From Around the World" in a box of the caramel com.
Crackerjacks has been putting small prizes in their boxes lor years. Borden officials say copies of the booklets have turned up in other Crackerjack
boxes. The officials believe the booklets were put into the boxes during production in Chicago.
The girl's family requested their names not be used. The grandmother, who was present when the pamphlet was discovered, recalls the girl exclaimed, 'Wow, look at this!" "Her eye got great big," the grandmother said. "I don't think she even realized what it was. She thought it was an exercise book."
Borden officials claim they have gotten rid of all the booklets.
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CCC Presents “Cuckoo’s Nest”
The TWO BIT PLAYERS of Corning Community College are proud to announce their upcoming production of “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.” This is the final production of the company’s tenth anniversary commemorative season. The play will be directed by CCC professor Henry Moon-schein with Will Tripoli as producer and assistant director and Phil Hallenbeck as the technical director.
“One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest,” said Henry Moonschein, “is a revolutionary work with a revolutionary spirit.” Mr. Moonschein is referring to Ken Kesey’s turbulent novel of the early sixties. Like the sixties, the novel is highly critical of our society. The setting is a ward of a state institution for the mentally ill-a microcosm of society, or “society in miniature.” Kesey is thus able to relate tne ins of society, as he
sees them, to a personal level.
“The major theme,” Moonschein said, “is the individual versus his society. The struggle of fighting against the ‘combine’ (Kesey’s image for society) and what that struggle means. What McMurphy (the hero) has to sacrifice, the tremendous cost to society right, is the tragedy. For the only way these men (of the ward) could make it is for him to give his life for them.
The novel also depicts the battle of the sexes, a battle to the death. The nurse (Ratched) who denies her feminity challenges Randle P. McMurphy (R.P.M.-force) who is the super stud. Proir to McMur-phy’s entrance, the men of the ward have lost this battle and have been psychologically castrated as a result.
The theme of McMurphy as savior is intertwined extensively with the symbolism of Christ. “McMurphy is the
twentieth century Christ who becomes involved with humanity and pays a terrible price,” Moonschein said.
Were there any problems with converting Kesey’s novel to the stage version? “Of course,” Moonschein said. “In the novel, the focal character is the big chief and the story is told through his eyes. Even though he wasn’t the main character in the movie, he definitely will be in our production.” Several parts of the script have been rewritten to bring it closer to the intention of the novel.
This last play of the season was also the first play done by the TWOBIT PLAYERS some ten years ago. The com pany’s name is derived from the original ticket price of TBP plays, a group that wanted to provide good theater at inexpensive prices. For ten years now they have been doing just that. The play will begin at 8 P.M. on April 27 through April 30 in the Science Ampitheater.
11- The Crier, March 31,1983
Kim Cooley Takes All-Star Honors
SUNY to Allow Athletic Scholarships?
by Scott Iddings
Kim Cooley a member of the women’s basketball team here at CCC, has been named to the Region Three,, National Junior College Athletic Association all-star team. Cooley averaged 25.0 points a game throughout the season. She led all members of her team with over 200 rebounds.
Cooley was ranked fourth in the nation among all junior
college players, prior to CCC’s 72-58 loss to Hilbert in the first round of the Region Three championship tournament. In the game, she was held to 12 points by a tough Hilbert defense.
One of Cooley’s teammates, Marge Tremaine, earned honorable mention from Region Three. Tremaine led the team in steals, assists, and foul shooting.
Congratulations to both of these fine athletes for a fantastic season.
by Tim Shed (Student Press Service)
Archery Tourney Arches Into Action
An archery tournament is now being set up by the Recreation Department. There will be three divisions; the men’s division, the women’s division, and the men’s compound division. This will be a 20-yard tourney, with 6 ends.
Archers may use the college’s equipment or their own. One practice end will be allowed before the tourney begins. The rules of the NAA will apply. Deadline for. the tournament will be Friday April 23. A practice round will be held Monday, April 25, from 1:00-2:00, while-the tournament will be held Wednesday, April 27 and Friday April 29, from
1:00-2:00.Archers may shoot one round both days and use their best day’s scores.
Trophies will be awarded for first, second, and third place in each division. To register, contact the Recreation Office.
The State University may this year reverse a long-standing policy and permit students financial aid based solely on athletic ability, with other students probably winding up paying for it.
Clifton Wharton’s Task Force on Improving the Quality of Student Life has accepted, by a “consensus vote,’’ of 23 faculty, administration and alumni, and 4 students, a recommendation to allow SUNY to change its 17-year-old policy prohibiting athletic scholarships.
Athletic scholarships are only allowed, according to NCAA rules, if a school has a Division I status. No SUNY school presently does. All are Division III and as a vice chancellor recently confirmed, are also in violation of NCAA because
students through their student governments are in control of athletics.
To allow these scholarships, SUNY would have to impose its much talked about athletics fee, go through two years of Division II and then finally move to Division I. A long term process, with no apparent dividends to reap.
According to former assistant Vice Chancellor Ronald M. Bristow, who was on the task force, Division I sports do not generate any revenue that would do anything other than carry lesser teams. He also said that big-time sports were “a dangerous game to get into,” referring to violations, sanctions and the generally bad press that the NCAA is involved in right now across the
THE 1983 BASEBALL SEASON: MY PICKS
country.
Yet, if SUNY were to see Division I sports, because of present budget woes, students would be required to fund it. Students now pay for the bulk of athletic programs and could not easily bear an increased burden.
This fact is apparent when old SUNY reports are inspected. The implementation of a fee to further fund athletics would, in the words of a 1976 report prepared by SUNY Office of Educational Services, “Provoke a sharp reaction” from students, unwilling to lose control of the money they pump into athletics. A fee that would upgrade SUNY sports and provide athletic scholarships, yes a student fee funding athletic scholarships, would be under faculty/administration control.
by Scott Iddings
Sonny’s Sports Quiz
by Sonny Wood
1.	Who was baseball’s last 300 game winner?
2.	- Who was the all-time hit leader in baseball?
3.	Who’s the all-time leading rusher in the NFL?
4.	When did Lou Gehrig’s 2,130 consecutive game streak end?
5.	When was the first World Series played?
6.	Who was the leading money-winner in women’s tennis in 1982?
7.	What is the oldest college football Bowl?
8.	When did NCAA Basketball Tournament begin?
9.	What was the first Major League baseball team to have a domed stadium?
10.	Who was the first Black Major League baseball player?
Last issue I gave my picks for the American League, now here are my National League and World Series picks.
NATIONAL LEAGUE WEST 1 Atlanta Braves- The Braves should have another fine season, behind the weighty power of Bustling Bob Horner. Dale Murphy will also push Atlanta into the playoffs. The Braves’ mound staff will falter, but Ted Turner’s team will emerge on top of the NL WEST.
2.	San Francisco Giants-
Giants fans will no longer have to root for a half-baked ball club. I do not believe the Giants will win a pennant as long as they are in Candlestick Park. If they move to a domed stadium or even to an astro-turfed field, the team would do a world better.
3.	Houston Astros- With Omar Moreno roaming the vast gaps of the Astrodome, the Astros should do better than their fifth-place finish last year. Soon-to-be rookie Bill Doran and a strong bench will put Houston in third, or even better. I believe Joe Sambito will become
Comeback Player of the Year. Nolan Ryan will do good, as always.
4.	San Diego Padres-1 believe the San Diego Padres management thinks Steve Garvey is going to turn its whole team around. They are wrong. The Padres need some older pitchers. After they get some older pitchers,the Padres could win the pennant.
5.	Los Angeles Dodgers-
What can one say about the Dodgers. Not much. Three-fourths of the famed infield is gone. Only shortstop Bill Russell is left. Sure, the Dodgers have Fernando Valenzuela, Steve Sax, And Pedro guerrero, but that’s all. After them they’ve got nothing.
6.	Cincinnati Reds- Again this year, the Reds will compete with the Minnesota Twins for the first pick in the draft. Mario Soto and Bruce Berenyi are great pitchers, but the Reds have no infield or outfield. They are just aweful.
NATIONAL LEAGUE EAST
1.	St. Louis Cardinals- Ozzie and Lonnie Smith and Whitey should do it again. The Cards are a cinch to
repeat as the NL Champs. The Redbirds haven’t changed since last year. Watch for St. Louis to be the first to clinch its division. What more can I say.
2.	Montreal Expos- The Expos have excellent pitchers. Jeff Reardon will do a fine job as a reliever. Terry Fran-cona is going to be good in the outfield. Although they will finish second, the Expos are going to be no match for the Cards.
3.	New York Mets- The Mets started out 1982 strong, but then fizzled out. This year it won’t happen. George Foster will earn his big contract. He will get many RBI’S this year. Darrel Strawberry may start in right-field this year. If he doesn’t, the Mets may have a problem there. Seaver’s back, look out!
4.	Philadelphia Phillies- It has
been said many times this winter, but it is the truth; the Phillies are the 'Wheeze Kids.’ It seems all the
players here are over the age of 38. This year is the start of a trend, downward, for the phils.
5.	Pittsburgh Pirates- Moreno is gone. What else can be said. Not much, I’m afraid, Pirates fans. If no injuries occur to either of them, John Candelaria and Tony Pena should end up as this years best battery in all of baseball.
6.	Chicago Cubs- The Cubs will do better this year. But that’s only because Ron Cey will be in the hot corner. The Cub’s next 6V2 months will be monotonous for their fans.
Now here’s my early Series pick. The St. Louis Cardinals will repeat as World Champions. Again they will beat the Milwaukee Brewers. Both teams starting eight remained virtually unchanged throughout the winter. So it looks like another Beertown World Series Jove Beertown World Series.
INTRAMURAL STANDINGS
Basketball
1.	Senior Barons 5-0
2.	Genfields 4-2
3.	Flyers 3-2 4.Skins 2-3
5.	T.Q.M.-(Combos)2-3
6.	CC.Riders 0-6
Indoor Soccer
l.Bennette’s 6-1 2.0ver The Hill Gang 5-2
3.	Apocolytic Apaches 5-2
4.	East Combos 3-4 West Red E yes 1 -4 6.Rowdies 0-5
Bowling
DIVISION 1
1.2 F’s 10-2
2.Strikes and Spares 9-3
3.	Triumph 7-5
4.	A-Team 7-5
5.	High Rollers 6-6
6.	BFHD 4-8
7.	WFGB 5-9
8.	Mostly Gutters 2-10
DIVISION 2 l.Suns 11-1
2.	Bandits 10-2
3.	Maple Lawn D.B. 8/2-3/2
4.	Lacoste 8-4
5.	Pand R 6/2-5/2
6.	Gutter Balls 5-3
7.	Moons 4-8
8.	Unknowns 1-3
9.	Ma and Pa 2-10
HIGH BOWLERS Fanny Laforte 406 Maureen Prisella-398 Dennis Ingalls-558 Danny Junquist-548
Intramural Golf Is Offered
A new golf league is in the works at CCC. The league will play at the Chemung Valley Country Club in Big Flats. The* league will begin play Monday,
April 4 and will end Friday May 6. This will be a handicap league and there is no cost to the participants.
Each golfer will receive four passes. One will be used for practice and the other three will be used for the league. A match play format will be utilized and nine holes will be played in each round. Deadline for the league is April 1. Golf balls will be awarded to the winner of each flight. For information, contact Woody Knowles at the recreation office.
Intramural Tennis Swings into Action
Intramural tennis is now being offered to CCC students. The round-robin singles tournament will be played on the college’s tennis courts. Matches will begin April 4. Play will be conducted from 12:00 to 2:00.
The tournament matches will be best of three sets. Trophies will be awarded to the first, second, and third places. Deadline is April 1 at 3:00. Contact Woody Knowles in the recreation office for more information.	/
12- The Crier, March 31,1983
PART TIME
SUMMER JOBS
APARTMENT AIDE - Elmira, NY. Involves nights and weekends. Supportive living apartment program for chronic mental health clients. A.A.S. in Human Service or Related field or high school grad, with experience in care of mentally ill.
RN & GLPN’s - Troy, PA. Competitive salary with other institutions.
BABYSITTER - Corning, NY. Someone needed to stay with two children for two weeks.
BABYSITTER - Painted Post, NY. Needed Mon. - Thurs. 11:30 pm to 7:00 am to stay with on three year old.
WAITRESS AND BARMAIDS Corning, NY. Waiting on tables, serving, tending bar. Experience helpful but not required.
PROGRAM AIDE • Corning, NY. High school diploma with at least one year exp. with develOpmen-tally disabled or Human Services degree. Driver’s license.
COOK & ODD JOBS • Corning, NY. Work morning mostly from 7-10. Sometimes 12. Some experience, good reference.
CAMP CONSLER • PA. Counsler for children ages 5 to 15. Coed, private summer camp.
PUBLISHING & CABLE TV WORKSHOPS - New York City. Workshops led by a faculty of outstanding NY publishers and cable television professionals.
QUBEC SOCIETY AND CULTURE -Montreal, Canada. Program runs from July 4 to August 12.
VOLUNTEER OPPORTUNITIES in the Eastern Region for Forest Service. Applications are available in the Career Placement Office here.
TWA SERVICES - Apply by late April. Positions available in Yellowstone National Park. Applications available in Career Placement Office.
GIRL SCOUT CAMP • Located in NW section on NYS. Counslers needed who are creative, self-motivated and skilled in a variety of fields and who REALLY CARE about working with girls 7 through 17.
COUNSELORS - Vacation camp for the blind. Spring Valley, NY. Live-in summer positions, camp for blind adults, 40 acre facility, must be 19 years or older and have finished one year of college.
ASSISTANT	DIRECTOR,
PROGRAM DIRECTOR, DIRECTOR, TEEN WORK CAMP GENERAL	COUNSLERS,
SPECIALISTS IN DRAMATICS, DANCE, SCIENCE, MUSIC, CONSTRUCTION, WATERFRONT • Kingston, NY. Education and experience depends upon position for which you apply.
FULLTIME
DRAFTSPERSON - Cortland, NY, A.A.S. degree in Mech. Chem., or Elec. Tech, and at least one year of experience.
ENERGY AUDITOR • Albany, NY, Associates Degree or higher in a technical field, work would be concentrated near the auditor’s home.
REGISTERED NURSE • Sayre, PA. Nurses needed in ICU/CCU, Oncology and Orthopedic Units. Exelent salary and benefit plan.
ADMINISTRATIVE SECRETARY -Corning, NY. Experienced in typing, word processing, good organizational abilities.
NC PROGRAMMER - Sayre, PA. Program 5 NC lathes for a 10 yr. old business with 30 employees. They do subcontracting for the government.
CUSTOMER SERVICE - Elmira, NY. Two year Mech Tech, or Ind. Tech, or Marketing degree. Not a design job-mainly a customer relations job.
For more information .on the adds listed, contact the Office of Transfer and Career Services in the Administration building.
MANAGER TRAINEE - Big Flats, NY. Seeking a conscientious person who is career oriented. Will get complete managerial experience in all phases of store operations.
DRAFTING TECHNICIANS • Civil Service. Albany,NY.
PARALEGAL • Bath, NY. Staff paralegal to work on public assistance matters. May also be involved in public utility, social security and SSI cases. Area served is a large rural one, travel is necessary, car is required.
ELECTRICAL TECHNICIAN • Owego, NY. Two year Elec. Tech, degree with some mechanical background.
ENTRY LEVEL SALES • Elmira, NY. Two year degree. Work out of Elmira area. Great amount of reapeat businness. Handle small to medium size accounts within a three county area.
Death Row prisoner, caucasion male, age 35, desires correspondence with either male or female college students. Wants to form some kind of friendly type relationship and more or less just exchange past experiences and ideas. Will answer all letters and exchange pictures. If interested write to Jim Jeffers, Box B-38604, Florence, Arizona, 85232.
WANTED: Student Run Bussines needs a treasurer for 1983-4 schoolyear. Preferably someone with accounting courses or background.
Contact Charles Scheu or Charles Coon in U209 or Nick DiBartolomeo in the Cafeteria.
COMPUTER SALES - Elmira, NY. Needs a retail person to sell Apple computers. Some computer experience necessary.
OUTSIDE SALES - Elmira, NY. Retail store wants to expand its industrial and commercial accounts for Apple Computers and other electronic products. Computer experience preferred.
CASE MANAGEMENT AIDE - Civil Service ■ Bath,NY.
RN POSITIONS • Montour Falls, NY. Positions in critical care units and on medical/surgical units.
SOME PEOPLE RETIRE WITH MORE
THANJUSTA GOLD WATCH.
LAW ENFORCEMENT
Arizona
Cheif of Police: Douglas Salary: $24,507 • $32,791
California
Police Officers: Alhambra Salary: $1,786 - $2,170
California
Deputy Sheriff: County of Monterey
Salary: $1,684- $2,086 California
Bilingual Police Officers:	San
Jose
Salary:	$908.36 • 1,103.54 bi-
weekly
California
Police Officer I: San Diego Salary: $1,383 - $1,668 per month
California
Police Officer II: San Diego Salary: ‘1,578- $1,905 per month
Colorado
Patrol Officer: Greely
Salary: $1,285-$1,739 per month
Florida
Police Officer Melbourne Salary: $11,772.80-S16,161.60
Florida
Chief of Police: St. Augstine Salary: $26,000 - $28,000
Florida
Police Recruits: Tampa Salary: $14,409.20 - $19,006
Georgia
Police Officer: Macon Salary:	$11,481.60 for police
recruit. $11,900.60 after completion of first year.
Kansas
Police Division Commander: Garden City
Salary: Commensurate with education, training, andd experience
Kansas
Patrol Officer: Liberal Salry: $1,004 per month
Louisiana
Police Officer: Lafayette Salary: ?
Louisiana
Police Recruit/Police Officer New Orleans
salary: $905-81,273 per month Maryland
Technical Program Director. Rockville
Salary: dependent on the candidate’s qualifications and experience
National
Postal Inspector must be willing to accept assignments wherever their services are needed Salary: $22,980 per anum starting, $25,435 at end of year’s satisfactory performance
New Mexico Police Officer Grants Salary: dependet upon education, training and experience. From $1,076-$1,187 per month
new York
Military police; Westchester County and Metropolitan New York City
Salary: may choose either $1,500 cash plus rank with pay, or $2,000 in tuition for education plus rank in pay
North Carolina Police Officer: Hickory Salary: $10,539 starting
North Dakota
Deputy Sheriff: Golden Valley County
Salry: Entry level salary is $12,600 Ohio
Police Officer: Columbus Salary: $13,998.40 starting, up to $21,985.60 after 2Vi years
Ohio
Manager-Crime Laboratory: Toledo Police Division Salary: $13,178-818,528
Texas
Troopers: Texas Department of Public Safety Salary: starting $13,902
Texas
Police Officer: Mineral Wells salary: Entry level for certified officer $1,036 monthly, increases to $1,088 after six months
Private Security
Arizona
Security officers: Phoenix-Tuscon area
salary: $736 per month starting New York
Security Officer: New York City Metropolitan Area Salary: Beginning salary depends on background and assignment
Texas
Patrol Officers: Houston salary: $1,200 per month starting
Adult Corrections
Alabama
Correctional Counselor Trainee: Montgomery
Salary: starting salary $13,117. Increases to $15,158 in six to nine months, approximately
Solutions to Sonny’s Sports Quiz:
1.	Gaylord Perry
2.	TyCobb
3.	Jim Brown
4.	May 2, 1939
5.	1903
6.	Martina Navratilova
7.	The Rose Bowl
8.	1939
9.	Houston Astros
10.	Jackie Robinson
•California™^™
Correctional Industries Supervisors: Sacramento salary: $1,685-82,226 depending upon position
Florida
Correctional Officerl: Miami salary: $14,136 annually with increase to $14,774 annually after six months
Idaho
Correctional Officers: Boise or Cottonwood
salary:	$13,029-$
Salary: $13,029-817,455
Indiana
Psychiatrist E-l: Indiana State Prison
Salary: $40,404-863,128 Indiana
Correctional Officer Indiana State Prison Salary: $11,804 plus
Indiana
Assistant to the Physician: Indiana State Prison salary; $18,564-S27,482
Iowa
Correctional Deputy Superintendent: Iowa State Penitentiary Salary: ?
You work hard all your life and what do you get?
Well, depending on where you work, you could get cancer. Asbestos has been proven to cause cancer. Certain toxic chemicals like formaldehyde and freon are being investigated. If you’ve worked with radioactive particles or even worked near them, your risk is greater.
And even if you’ve worked nowhere hazardous, it wouldn’t hurt to get a checkup. Because the incidence of cancer after the age of 45 to 50 increases rapidly.
Over the next several years the American Cancer Society will be conducting more research into certain lifestyles and exposures which could increase cancer mortality.
So know the risks.
Don’t smoke.
Watch what you eat and drink.
Look for the warning signs of cancer.
And retire not only with a gold ticker.
But a healthy one, also.
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How you uve may save your life