Volume 21 No. 19	Monday, April 20,1981
corning community college
Policy adopted with special forum
By Barbara Sutton
The Mental Health Players made one point clear about sexual harassment at last Wednesday’s forum-no one should have to tolerate it.
The 12:30 p.m. program which formally introduced CCC’s new sexual harassment policy was designed to heighten awareness of the topic, according to student coordinator Marla Huette.
President Donald Hangen addressed the forum prior to the players' skits explaining that the new policy was “unique, broad and general.” Hangen said the new policy applies federal guidelines for sexual harassment to students pursuing educational or other activities at CCC.
“This policy doesn’t specify simply because the area is difficult to define,” said President Hangen. The college recommends a variety of people including students and faculty members where the student/faculty member can go to discuss the problem and bring about action.
Hangen noted that the forum was also designed to brfng to CCC’s attention those actions which may or may not be considered sexual
harassment.
Four members of the area Mental Health Players performed mock sexual harassment situations after which the audience was able to direct questions to the characters. John Edwards, leader of the players, explained that sexual harassment was very subtle. This speculation was illustrated with a situation between a manager and his female employee. The man requests the woman to accompany him on a “business trip” to New Orleans without telling her the nature of the traveling and urges her to "give a little, play the game.”
This situation provoked much response from the audience who questioned the male character’s ethics and gave possible solutions to the brewing problem.
A teenage homosexual was the subject of the following skit who found himself propositioned by his instructor after school when he requested scholastic help. The discussion which followed dealt with personal relationships between students or other individuals and those who execute power and authority over continued on page 5
Sunfest activities coming together
The Sunfest budget was upped by $6000 last week with the Faculty Student Organization’s decision to grant the additional money. , The new budget stands at $20,000.
The planning committee for the event is headed by Bulent Melezoglu and Tim Bonomo, co-chairpersons. Melezoglu is also handling the Harry Chapin concert which will bb held May 9 in the CCC gym. He noted that student tickets, priced at $6, will be sold before general admission seats for an exclusive one-week period. Non-students may purchase tickets for $8, and at the door tickets will cost $y.
Steve Thurston, foods coordinator, announced that a clambake will highlight the concessions, with tickets being sold in advance. Still tentative is a beef roast to function similar to the clambake.
A variety of specialty events are being considered, among them are a hot air balloon race, a sky diving exhibition, a kite flying contest and a motorcycle show. Many games will be held; some designed for the handicapped, such as a wheelchair race. A karate demonstration, juggling and mime workshops will also be included in the day’s activities.
Sunfest t-shirts will be sold prior to the event, and publicity chairperson Robin DeLill announced they will be light blue with a black logo design.
Coordinating the daytime entertainment are Ed Ober and Robin Reynolds. The May 9th lineup will include comedian A.'Whitney Brown, a Rochester mime group, a bluegrass band. Harmony Grits, singer/guitarist Phil Smock, and the rock sounds of Maxx and the Chris Douglas Band.
Scholar to discuss economy
Economic Issues, the underlying subject of Washington policymaking, will be discussed by economist Paul McCracken during his three-day residency here at CCC.
McCracken will close out the Visiting Scholar Series at the college Wednesday, addressing the Coming community in the gym at 8 p.m.
Formerly a member of Presidents Nixon and Eisenhower’s Council of Economic Advisors, McCracken is the current president of the assembly on U.S.-Japan economic policy. He has served as an economist with the U.S. Department of Commerce and as Research Director at the Federal Reserve Bank of Minneapolis. He has been associated with the University of Michigan since 1948. McCracken lectures throughout the world and is a regular contributor to various economic, financial and political publications, including The Wall Street Journal. In addition, he’s been a member of numerous task forces and advisory boards concerned with economic and financial policy.
McCracken is noted for his complete. straight forward presentation of critical issues. It is speculated that the presentation will deal with
Conversation coffee hour will be held at the same location and time.
McCracken is the last of six prominent figures speaking in this year’s Visiting Scholar Series which has focused on “Issues Facing America In The 80’s”. The program, funded annually by the Coming Glass Works Foundation, is designed to broaden the students’ educational	in-
experiences and insights.
President Reagan’s economic recovery plan for the nation.
A reaction Symposium will be held on Thursday, April 23 at 12:30 p.m. in the Large Lounge of the Commons. Students are urged to come prepared questions for Mr,
McCracken. A Friday Farewell
The Crier Page 2
Budget request vetoed
Students educationally active
A $762 finance request was vetoed by the Student Government Editorial Board last week, the first veto enacted during the 1980-81 school year. Surprisingly, the veto was not overriden but upheld after some discussion on the senate floor.
A proposal by Joe Poteat was presented to the senate two weeks prior to the veto which requested $1500 for a CCC finance class to visit New York City. The senate slashed the request figure to $762 a week later. The Editorial Board immediately decided to veto the request, said President Bulent Melezoglu. “We didn’t have the money to fund the trip,” he said.
“with the N.E.W.S. proposal coming up, we preferred to give what we did have left to them.”
Melezoglu explained that the board would rather fund an active organization than a class which has not contributed much to benefit other students. “We’d really like to give the finance class the money,” he said, “but the limited budget calls for priorities; we're not a bottomless pit here, we can’t just hand out the money to everyone. First thing you know everyone would want money."
At last Thursday’s meeting the Editorial Board explained the rationale behind its veto to the senate, which upheld the decision.
The findings of a recently completed study indicate that Coming Community College graduates remain educationally active.
Dr. Gunars Reimanis, dean of instruction, who directed the study, said, “A five-year follow-up reveals that 70 percent of those who graduated in 1975, have continued their education.” About 60 percent, he noted, of those who continued, have obtained four-year degrees. 6
percent have obtained master’s degrees and 20 percent are still enrolled in universities and graduate schools.
About one-third of the graduates, who did not continue their education immediately after graduation, are now planning to pursue further study.
Of ail of the 1975 graduates, only 5 percent are unemployed and looking for jobs. Area business and industry accounts for one-third of the em-
ployers for the 75 graduates, while another 18 percent work in area hospitals and 15 percent at educational institutions.
With salary ranges of up to $30,000 per year, it was understandable that 90 percent of those surveyed expressed satisfaction with their jobs. They also credited the college with providing the foundation for their present status and remembered it as an enjoyable experience.
Security Relations
Racial Awareness topic
A program designed to heighten racial awareness was held at CCC’s Off Campus Day Care Center on March 19 and 26 and April 2.
Each of the three sessions, which lasted between one to two hours, was a workshop for development of staff members, most of whom were CCC students.
Led by Ron Hofsess and Robert Fredericks, the program taught how racism relates to us and how we can
combat it. The workshop also dealt with how racism is seen by our present day society and how it may affect young children.
Overall, the program was described as bringing better understanding of ourselves and the world around
y
i , i~y ccc
y HOUSING
BY Carol Anderson
Most students are unaware ot the function of College Security. The College Security Guard, with the exception of two, is an unarmed civilian with neither the rights nor authority of a peace officers. His job is to patrol and maintain order on CCC campus and he does related work as required. A few examples of his work are such things as to investigate thefts, break-ins, assaults and other reported violations of laws and college rules.
Most students think Security’s only job is to patrol the parking lots and issue tickets--this isn’t so-they do a lot of other work that we don’t see or hear about unless
something happens to us. For example, on campus they respond to emergencies, are first on the scene of most reported crimes, and do their best to protect the college from vandalism and theft.
You can follow these simple crime prevention tips:
1.	Think of your purse or wallet as if it were a portable safe. Handle it as such for maximum safety.
2.	Lock your cars, remove the keys and keep all valuables out of sight.
3.	Check and recheck your office doors and windows to make sure they are locked.
Help your Security Force to help you.
Seminar to pinpoint alcohol problems
EVALUATION
This evaluation is conducted by the Housing Office. Please take a minute to fill this out and drop it off at the Housing Office (U 203) or Activities Office. All responses are anonymous and will be kept in the housing office for your benefit and the benefit of future CCC students. Thank you for your time and cooperation.
Date:_______________^
Landlord/lady name:______________________
Address:_________________________________
City:____________________________________
PKase circle or fill in appropriate responses.
1.	My dwelling is a:	HOUSE APT ROOM w/kitchen privileges ROOM without kitchen priv.
2.	Total number of rooms in dwelling (not including bathroom).
3.	Number of bedrooms.
4.	Total number of people living in your dwelling.
5.	Lease:	yes no	6.	Rental agreement:	yes	no
7. Rules and regulations-specify:
d. Total rent/month: S__________ 9. Monthly/weekly rent per student:	S______
10.	Security/damage deposit:	S________
11.	Utilities included	in rent:	none	electric nas heat	water	garbage
12.	Average total cost of utilities/month:	S_______
13.	Fully furnished Partially furnished Unfurnished Has stove and refrigerator
14.	Within walking distance of Chemung Street:	yes no
15.	Pets allowed:	yes no dont know
poor	excellent
lb.	Rate overall condition of your dwelling.	1	2	3	4	5_
17.	Evaluate your relationship with landlord/lady.	I	£	£_	£.	5.
13.	Evaluate your landlord/lady regarding maintenance.	1_	2	3	4	^
19.	Evaluate your residence regarding: heat	i	£	1	-i	£
plumbing	12345
paint job	12345
20.	General cleanliness when you moved in.	I	£	3	4	5
21.	Cooperation given by landlord regarding necessary repairs.	I	£	3	4	5
22.	Friendliness of landlord.	1	£	3	4	5
23.	I would would not recommend this dwelling to others (please explain on back).
Please use other side to comment freely on positive or negative aspects not covered in questionaire.
What’s your “Drinking Thinking” attitude towards alcohol? The Student Health Service, Coming Area Council on Alcoholism and the Steuben County Family Service Society are jointly sponsoring a three-day seminar, April 20, 21, and 22, to give a better understanding of the problems resulting from alcohol abuse.
The seminar, which has full support from the administration, will take place each day from 11 to 2 p.m. in the Large Lounge of the Commons. Titled the “Womb and Tomb" informational seminar, the event will begin with an overview of the activities given by David Morsch of the Steuben County Family Service Society, followed by a discussion on “Survival Skills for Responsible Drinking”. Next on the Monday agenda is a film titled “Until I Get Caught" and then a rap session to close the day’s activities.
Tuesday’s first presentation will deal with “Fetal Alcohol Syndrome and Alcohol-Related
Birth Defects.” Two films will follow, and then a Reaction Panel will discuss the topics on which will be seated Norma Spaker and Pat Haughey from the Coming Area Council on Alcoholism. Again, the activities will be closed with a rap session.
“Alcohol’s Effects on Young Adults/Families” will kick off Wednesday’s discussion followed by review from panelists Mark Frank and Father Phil Billotte. Next on the schedule will be “Family Sculpture” followed by a wrap-up of the events given by Arlene Updyke, CCC’s college nurse.
The Nursing Office urges student participation because “your attitude towards alcohol will affect your decision about drinking, and. even those of your friends.” This program will make students more aware of what they can do to improve their drinking attitudes.
Logo
selected
Below is the winning logo entry submitted by Raj Louisnathan. Wayne Cox shared the first place cash award with his design which will be printed up as a bumper sticker. Both winners will receive $50. Noted for their endeavors were Barbara Watts, Denise Dow, Phillip Rathbun, Robert E. Rowe, Holly Crosby and copping the “Pretty Damned Funny” category was Tom Carpenter.
The Crier Page 3
Seven promoted
ROBIN DeLILL
RUNS
INDEPENDENT
By Margo Cornish ROBIN DeLILL (19) is running independently of any party or group for President of the Student Government. Most of her experience has come from her high school years. She was a 1979 graduate of Waverly and was in the top 30 of her class. She made the Honor Society and was the co-editor of her school newspaper. She was the President^ecretary of Chorus and a select group called “The Choraleers”. She made the NYS Music Association as a Grade A-6 soloist. She was an All-County, All-State participant and was the NY
State finalist for Miss Teen US.A. She was involved with drama productions arid was a track participant.
“I am currently a Liberal Arts major, and one ot the most active students on campus. Soon after my first few weeks here, I was selected by our Activities Director as one of four Commons Supervisors and have held many positions of responsibility both on and off the job. This is my second semester as a Senator. 1 have served on the Learning Resource Committee, was Interim Auditing Treasurer of the Student Government, last semester, then served on the Interim Auditing Treasurer selection committee. I was cochairperson of the well-received “Snow Ball", and am currently Vice-President of APC, Publicity Chairperson of Sunfest ‘81 and a campus tour guide. I have a long range goal of being the top female vocal recording artist in the U.S.A. by the time I am 27, and a short-range goal of providing the best year of Student Government this campus has seen.
“I am looking forward to making every one of our Activities dollars work for us. I believe in establishing and maintaining strong, open lines of communication between students and the admin-stration. I’ve had a chance to become well-acquainted with our governing system, its strengths and weaknesses, and am prepared to make firm decisions for every student's benefit. I relish the opportunity to bring fresh new ideas to you, and intend to get as many students involved in Student Government as possible! I have the experience and ingenuity to make this system work for us! By giving me your votes on April 23rd and 24th, investments will be used to the highest potential, and every expenditure can be answered for.”
Seven members of the technical staff at Corning Community College have received promotions to staff/technical II. The group is the first to be advanced under a recent Board of Trustees policy providing for the promotion of administrative and staff/technical personnel.
In commending the group, Coming president Dr. Donald H. Hangen, said, “Our staff/technical people hold unique positions within the College community; each one performs a specialized function and one restricted to his/her area. Because they do such a fine job and we come to depend on them for so much, I am pleased to have this opportunity to recognize their service to their areas and to the College and to congratulate them on their promotion.”
Receiving promotions are: Sally Bierwiler, technical assistant for payroll and federal funds. Sally became associated with the business office in 1973 and assumed her dutues in payroll in 1976. She resides with her husband and daughter on Winters Road in Big Flats.
Penelope Smith Charlier, staff assistant in mathematics, is a Coming graduate and also holds a bachelor’s degree from Elmira College. Since 1973 she has served in the math lab of the Math/Physics/T echnology division.
Joyce Kahl, technical assistant/audio visual, joined the library staff in 1963 in its former
location in the Houghton House. Along with her audio visual responsibilities, she handles the video and television production.
Jo-Anne Kelly, staff assistant in communications, has the responsibility for the Learning Laboratory and is affiliated with the communications division. As a function of this office, she supervises entry level testing for reading skills and maintains a staff of tutors for English. She has been at the College since 1968.
Forrest D. Knowles, director of recreation and intramurals, has been associated with the health, physical education and recreation division of the College since his graduation from Coming in 1974. “Woody” Knowles is an avid runner and cross-country skiing enthusiast.
As the staff assistant in the biology lab, James (Jim) Pfleegor not only teaches the life science labs but has the responsibility for maintaining the many supplies for the Bio/Chem division labs. Jim holds a bachelor’s degree from Geneseo.
Rick Taylor, technical assistant for electronics, holds a first-class FCC license in addition to his advanced schooling in electronics. Since coming to the college in 1976, his responsibilities have broadened with the increased use of video taping in classrooms.
The promotions are retroactive to July 1, 1980.
WCSOFM
91.9
962-9360
THE ACTION PARTY
By Margo Cornish
THE ACTION PARTY PLATFORM
As your Executive Board, we, the Action Party, would like to establish better communication between ourselves, the student body, and the administration. Our interest lies in developing a more effective and responsive Student Government to better serve the students here on campus. We wish to work openly with you, the students, and strive to satisfy your desires.
da vid McDermott
JIM BRAMBLE
DARLENE FREEMAN
EDOBER
DAVID McDERMOTT (20> A graduate ot Notre Dame in Elmira, and now a Comingite, David is running for President of the Student Government on the “Action Party”. This is his «econd semester at CCC. At present, he is the Auditing Treasurer of the Student Government and has been since Octooer. He is going for a dual degree in Chemical Technology and Medical Laboratory Technology. Out of school, he works at LRC Electronics in Horseheads in Set-Up and Assembly. He is the Vice-Chairman of the FAR Committee. He belongs to the PAL organization and coaches Cinderella Softball (ages Il-l4) He also attended the Student Leadership Conference, earlier in the year.
“My qualifications are many and are listed above. I am working and will continue to work for better communication between students and administration. I am also interested in fur-tnenng the goals of the stuaent body. 1 will do my best to see that the average student receives full use of his Student Activity Fee.”
JIM BRAMBLE (19) . is running for Vice-President. He graduated from Horseheads but now lives in Breeseport and is a second semester student. He has-been a Senator of the Student Government for'those two semesters. He is a Liberal Arts student and is on the Educational Policies Committee, a Student/Faculty committee. He is the Chairman of the Games Committee for Sunfest and was on the planning committee for the Winter Carnival. In high school, he won the Service Award. Out of school, Jim works at Panosian’s Inc. in Horseheads.
“As a hopeful member of your next year’s Executive Board, I feel the need to make this campus more aware of the needs of all the
students, not just the recent high school graduates. As of now, there is no communication between certain select social groups. With your support, I hope to accomplish equality on our campus.”
ELIZABETH BRILL (17) is running for Secretary. A Comingite! who likes to travel a tot, she is in her second semester, an unusual one, though it be. Elizabeth has not graduated from high school ... she is completing it here in conjunction with her Liberal Arts program. She is a Representative on the Student Government for the N.E. W.S. Club. She is the Co-chairperson of Sunfest and was on the decorating committee for the Winter Carnival. She is a member of “Gallery Place”, a cooperative for local artists. She also belongs to the International Thespian Society and is a life member of the National Wildlife Federation.
“Last fall, my first semester at Coming Community College, I was introduced to the Student Government by becoming the Representative for the N.E.W.S. Club. I find the involvement very rewarding. When I was in high school, I was very involved with the theatre. For several productions I was in charge of corresponding with companies and making phone calls. As a member of the Thespian Society, I was able to express some of my leadership qualities. I was also inducted into the National Honor Society.
“As a member of the Executive Board of Student Government, I would like to see more interaction between the Board and the student body. I think we should have more on-oampus activities to unify the students.”
DEBI MILLER (i9) is running for Treasurer. She lives in Wellsboro and is a Liberal Arts
student althougn she is switching next year to concentrate on math and science. Like Elizabeth is doing, Debi finished her high schooling here at CCC. She was the Historian and Treasurer of the Creative Writing Club, and received the National Merit Program Letter of Commendation. She is a member of the International Thespian Society and is involved with the Community Free Theatre. She ptten-ded the Student Leadership Conference and is on the committee to set up another conference after the elections. She is a member of the N.E.W.S. Club and was on the decorating committee for the “Snow Ball”.
“As Treasurer for the Student Government, I will-guarantee the integrity of all expenditures. As Chairperson for the Financial Aid Request Committee, I will judge each request on its own merits and benefits, for the student body and those directly involved. As for my larger duty as a member of the Student Government Executive Board, I would like to see a closer relationship between the general student body, APC, ICC, and the Student Government ” DARLENE FREEMAN (20) is running for Auditing Treasurer. She is a graduate of Horseheads High School and was the President of the Cheerleading Club here at CCC. She is studying accounting and computers. She attended the Student Leadership Conference and although she is very interested in the Student Government, due to conflicting class times, she was unable to be a participant in it, this year.-She was a hostess at the “Snow Ball”, is a member of the Law Society and is working on trying to get a Hang-Gliding Club started here. “As an accounting ana computer major, 1
realize the importance of neat and orderly books and would strive for more understanding and better care of the work involved.
“I would work my hardest in conjunction with my superior, the Treasurer, the other members of the Executive Board and mostly with other clubs and organizations. I hope you feel the same way I do and will vote for me on election day.”
ED OBER (20) is running for the Board of Trustees. From Corning, he is a second semester student of Math/Science. He was in his high school student government. He is the representative to the Student Government for Student Run Business. He is not only the treasurer of the Student Run Business organization, he works for them as a job. He is the Chairman for Entertainment for Sunfest. He lived for a year in Sao Paulo, Brazil when his father was transferred there. He attended an American school there where he won the City Champ trophy for Rugby. He also played soccar and basketball.
“As duty of Board of Trustee Representative, I will withhold my own personal opinions and represent only the opinions and requests of the student body, whether or not conflictions of my own occur. I will be responsive and concerned with student/administrative relationships, and act only in the most fair and objective way. As Sergeant of Arms of all Student Government meetings, I will maintain order and uphold the Student Government Constitution.
“We, the “Action Party”, are in constant organization of ideas and duties and are well prepared if elected. We can serve you. Our desires are to serve you.
The Crier Page 4
CANDIDATES IN PROFILE
The Student Coalition for a Better and More Responsive Student Government
By Margo Cornish
The candidates forming this coalition would like to make clear at the outset that this is not a group with one specific platform, or endorses this group as a whole. We feel that each of the candidates should run and will run for offices bases on individual experience and merits. We feel that, in this way, we can offer to the student body a cross-section from which to choose those persons best suited for their respective positions. This coalition was formed for communication purposes only and in no way endorses a specific candidate. As a group, we do have many shared concerns in specific areas and if the student body feels that we would serve better as a group, we leave this decision up to them.
GENE DUNN (33) is running for the President of the Student Government. He is a husband, father of three, and a student. Gene moved to Elmira from Nevada in 1973 and was in combatant status in Viet Nam from 1968-1971. He is a Volunteer Fireman in Breeseport, where he now lives. He is on the Board of Directors for the firehouse, is the past secretary and is now the Captain of the Fire Police. He is a Battallion Sergeant in the Army Reserve.
Gene has been a Senator for the Student Government for two semesters and has served on the FAR Committee for two semesters. He is on the Learning Resources Committee, a Student/Faculty committee that considers teachers’ advance schooling, sabbaticals, etc. He is the Chief Magistrate of the Judiciary Board of Corning Community College and is an active member of the Veterans’ Association.
“I would like to see a more mature Student Government Executive Board,” says Gene, “if only for the fact that I’m tired of seeing the childish antics going on; the laxity ... not fulfilling the duties as to the Constitution which they revised! There is a lack of professionalism and they conduct their meetings like a kindergarten. There is no permanent place for the Student Government meetings.
“I would like to see more dissemination of information from the Student Government to
It
the student body, and the expansion of organizations, clubs and committees on campus, and more involement of senators in the Student Government. I would like to see an Open-Door Policy so that anyone of the
student body at large with questions or ideas is allowed to pursue them. 1 would also like to see an expansion to the school newspaper with more advertising so they can pay for their own work study. I feel WCEB has a very limited output and this is a matter worth delving into. In addition, due to higher tuition, you are finding more people attending two-year schools instead of four-year schools, so we need better programs to meet these needs."
STEVE THURSTON (21) is running for Vice-President. A graduate of Notre Dame in Elmira, Steve now lives in Elkland, Pa. In high school, he was the Business Manager of the yearbook and the photographer for both the yearbook and the school newspaper. He has been a Senator for one semester here at CCC and is the Vice-President of The Law Society. He was active in the planning and execution of the “Snow Ball" and is the Chairman of the Food Committee for Sunfest. Outside of school, Steve works for the Grocers’ Inventory Service as an auditor.
“I feel, through my relations with other organizations, past and present, I am capable of fulfilling the job for the betterment of the students in regards to their needs and wants. I feel there is an extreme need on campus for better relations between the Administration and the Student Government as a body, and the student body as a whole. This should be accomplished through more mature negotiations which will leave room for better interaction in coming years. There should be more chances, possibly a forum-type atmosphere, where students can bring questions, concerns and problems to the Student Government. I am also pushing for programs geared more for students of all ages.”
Volunteer workshop
A “Workshop on Voluntary Agencies in International Development” will be held at the Ithaca, NY, campus of Cornell University, in association with the Peace Corps, on April 24 and 25, 1981, to look at and discuss the role of voluntary agencies in Third World Development.
Individuals from a variety of private and government volunteer agencies, including Project Hope, CARE, Meals for Millions, Peace Corps and the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) have been invited to attend or participate as panelists in the various discussion groups.
Representatives of such state and private universities as SUNY Albany, SUNY Binghamton, SUNY College of Environmental Science and Forestry (Syracuse), Columbia University, the Pratt Institute and Cornell University itself« also have been invited to attend and participate.
Cynthia Moore, one of the workshop organizers, says the two days of discussions “are designed to draw out questions and comments from the floor, rather than to provide a platform for one or two principal speakers.”
There will be nine panel discussions, all open to the public and the first beginning at 8:30 a.m. each morning, each with a moderator and two speakers who will present five-to ten-minute “position papers", followed by open discussion periods of up to one hour. Included among the topics are funding sources, ethical responsibilities, voluntary agency missions, host government relations, food distribution, family planning and volunteerism.
For an agenda or specific location information, contact the Planning Committee, 252 Roberts Hall, Cornell University, Ithaca, NY, 14853, or call (607)256-3035/37.
LINDA TARKETT RUNNING FOR VICE-PRESIDENT
LINDA TARKETT (18) is running independently for Vice President of the Student Government. A native of Horseheads, she graduated with a Regents Diploma from Horseheads High School. Her goals are to work with and/or for people; probably in some sort of social work.
“This is my second semester at CCC and I’m a Liberal Arts student. I’ve been involved with the Student Government Senate sinoe the beginning of this semester. I’ve decided to take an active interest in the activities on campus. I have noticed that
many students at CCC are unaware of the influence that the Student Government has on the effect of campus activities.
“If elected to the position of Student Government Vice-President, my primary objective will be to make the students at CCC realize that the Student Government is here to help the students. I would like STudent Government to have closer ties with the Student Body so that we, the Student Government, can represent you more effectively.”
GENEDUNN
STEVE THURSTON
• .Mil
TERR Y CANNON WALLA CE
TERRY CANNON WALLACE (26) is run ning for the Board of Trustees. Although he now lives in Corning, he previously lived in Ocean Beach, Cal. and was raised in Champagne, Illinois. He married with one beautiful daughter and is presently pursuing a dual degree in accounting and business administration. He is a peace-time Vet, having worked on a sub on the Admiral’s staff in the Navy. He has worked in many management positions. Being brought up in Champagne, a town of 60,000 students, bred him with student politics and their effects. He is a very active member of the Veterans' Association.
Says Terry, “My interests lie in the finances and uses of not just the student activity monies and tuition, but how they are dispursed. I would like to see the students and the administration work together in the allocation of these monies to fulfill the needs of the students, the community and the educational system.
“Student Government sessions are closed-door, at present, due to a lack of control and professionalism in the present format. As a representative, a collateral responsibility is conducting meetings in a fahsion that is productive.
“As a direct link between students and the administration, I feel a primary responsibility to the students in conveying their needs to the Board. Of equal importance is the conveyance of the Board’s needs to the students.”
DEBBIE BAUMAN
DEBBIE BAUMAN (26) is rurtning for Secretary. Although she now lives in Painted Post, Debbie is originally from Ithaca. The divorced mother of one little boy, she is an Executive Secretarial student and a member of the Secretarial Club. She does Work Study as a secretary for Ellen Jenks, a career instructor. She belongs to the P.T.A. and is the Chairperson for organizaing classroom activities. Fran 1977-1980, she was in the Army Reserve as an Administrative Specialist.
Debbie says, “With my ultimate goal as an executive secretary, I feel my studies will enhance the position of Secretary of the Student Government. My past and present occupational positions have involved the secretarial field. I am willing to do any work it takes to better the quality of the Student Government.
“I would like to see more interaction and involvement of students with the elected body. As a reward to myself, I would be able to use this position on my resume as an extremely valuable experience.”
“In searching for candidates for Treasurer and Auditing Treasurer, we are interviewing to find the best possible choices ... as in the case of our choice for secretary, we want people who will both serve and benefit from the experience. By this printing, those candidates will have been announced.” (Coalition)
a festival of t\je arts Apri l
17-30
^WctLTWS,
MS LE.WCW3! HEtHkRRY.THROW MEkRk6,yjiU.Y0U?
$V
ism^ispfoKMSK'-/
College Press Service
The Crier Page 5
Correction
Everyone is the victim of an April fool’s joke at one point or another in his/her life, and the Crier is no exception to the rule. Last Wednesday on its trip to the printer in Painted Post the layout copy met with a gust of wind, and as a result, many pieces of finished copy were blown around CCC’s parking lot.
In a last minute attempt to piece together various stories, the copy in two of these was pasted up in the wrong order-“Martin Luther King: A Memorium” written by Ric-cardo Gaston, and Mark Fiorillo’s editorial “Nunzio’s Nook” were jumbled in paragraph context. The Crier apologizes to these reporters and its readers for the error.
College Honor Society accepting
The Scholastic All-American Selection Committee is now accepting applications for the 1981 Spring Semester. Students who are active in scholastic organizations and who perform well in class are asked to join.
The Scholastic All-American is an honor society founded to recognize this country’s top undergraduate and graduate students. Students are selected from over 1,280 schools covering all 50 states. Members participate in various nationally organized service projects each year.
Students are selected for consideration based on the extent of their academic and scholastic performance both in and out of the classroom. No one factor is weighed heaviest when a new member is considered. A student’s best asset must be his or hers “wellroundedness. ”
Interested students are asked to send a stamped, self-addressed envelope to “Application,” Scholastic All-American, Administrative Offices, P.O. Box 237, Clinton, New York, 13323.
All students are encouraged to submit an application regardless of their grade point average.
Forum
Continued from Front Page
them. Edwards concluded that any intimate activities between student and teacher, proposed by the latter, is indeed sexual harassment.
The final situation involved a secretary whose boss had made several propositions and then a pass at her. The discussion focused on the secretary’s dress code at the office: “just how much thigh is exposed.” Some said that a person should be free to dress as they wished without worrying about being attacked. Others said it is a person’s responsibility to dress professionally on the- job and avoid looking like he/she is going to a night club.
Most participants were pleased with the group’s presentation, and the two-hour program was hailed as a success by its coordinators. Many people who came in late were surprised to find out that the situations were not real events which had taken place.
Where have all the choo-choos gone?
Somewhere back in its history America swallowed the concept that what works in Europe won’t work in the United States. Disregarding the fact that most European countries were making use of nuclear power while America was guzzling up oil, this theory can be
toppled to the ground with two words------mass
transportation.
The Reagan administration’s attempt to cut federal transportation spending is a giant leap forward for promoting the sale of automobiles and securing sales for the oil companies. But, for the good of the average commuter, the move is leaning toward the dark ages of a mass transit system.
The U.S. has never been able to secure the groundwork for a large-scale national transit system. Conrail and Amtrack are on the verge of being dismantled and the city bus systems across the nation are on the bankruptcy borderline. But. instead of building these fledgling institutions up, the government is trying everything possible to tear them down. What happens when the price of gas reaches the unaffordable point? Take the train? What train is that?
A few years ago Coming, itself, tore up most of the aged railroad tracks around the city. I can see the city doling out more money in a few years to lay them back down. In Great Britain, for example, even the smallest of towns is complete with a national bus depot and a Britrail terminal. These comprehensive systems are in
constant usage; the English people simply cannot afford the cost of gasoline.
I realize the United States is greater in magnitude than the small European countries, but it would not be impossible to install a national railroad system. The American people have to leam to make concessions. We can no longer drive where we want, when we want to. Sure we have less “go as you please” freedom on buses and trains, but we also have the security that we will reach our destination without run-
ning out of gas or getting held up in traffic.
Already, New York City’s transit workers are making threats about Reagan’s proposed transportation cuts; and you remember what happened to New York City last spring when the transit workers went on strike.
For years America’s motto was “bigger is better” as we bought our Lincoln Continentals, which were almost a permanent appendix to the American drivers. A time will come when these appendixes will no longer move, and the good old American ramrod will sit immobile in his driveway.
GUEST EDITORIAL
BLOOD BANK CONFLICT SOLVED
By Margo Cornish
Two issues ago, I wrote a letter to the editor thanking the school nursing personnel and the RedCross for their work. I was then informed by the Veterans’ Association that they had been sponsoring the blood banks for three years. For over a week now, I have been getting conflicting comments and complaints as to my “correction” in the last issue. Finally, to settle this issue, I went to the source.
I called Charlie Woodhouse of the local chapter of the Red Cross, and he told me that the blood banks at CCC are co-sponsored by the Student Nursing Club and the Veterans’ Association, and have been, right along.
A member of the Nursing Club said that it was her understanding that the reason there would not be another blood bank at CCC this semester was because of the lack of participation at the last one, on Feb. 12. Being involved at the time
with the Heart Clinic, there were only a few student nurses available to volunteer their services.
According to Mr. Woodhouse, this is a misconception. “They wanted to set up one for the beginning part of May and the dates considered conflicted with other dates already scheduled. The one in particular, May 19, was when we would be doing an area high school and we can’t do both in the same day. It is not due to lack of participation. We are very pleased with the outcome of the last set-up. We got 103 units of blood ... three units over our quota. And we are looking forward to returning in the Fall, on Nov. 11, for our next blood bank.”
So, ladies and gentlemen of the Nursing and Veterans’ organizations ... I thank you ALL! You do good work.
The Crier Page 6
editorial
On Thursday and Friday when you ready yourself to leave the campus think of what you forgot; not your car keys, your books or your chemistry lab report. If you’re like the majority of CCC’s students, you forgot to vote in the Student Government elections.
It is during this time of the school year that the current officers usually lose their enthusiasm and drive to really make a change in the way things are run. Amidst this quiescence, the thought of a better Student Government for next year is perhaps the only bright spot that students can hold on to, and they should.
No matter how many times you’ve heard it
or how many ways no been put; it’s up to you to establish the student administration that works best for the college. It’s up to you to elect a group of people you believe will not slack off next year at this time.
If you ve ever walked by the Student
I______________________________________________
Government office and have seen or heard things you did not approve of, this is your opportunity to act on your disillusionment. If you were pleased with an event or a decision of this year’s Student Government here’s your chance to show your approval by voting for someone active in the policy thereof
It’s absurd to make an excuse for not voting; the outcome will affect you one way or another. Even if you will not be here next year, you owe it to the incoming freshmen who don’t have the opportunity to vote for their student leaders to use your familiarity with the candidates in choosing the best man or woman.
You can sit for an entire semester making trite Student Government jokes and criticisms all you want, but that’s not going to change things. The ballot does wonders, try it out and see.
The Real Deal
by Riccardo Gaston
The Reagan Administration has been selling a lot of “woof tickets” to the Russians lately. It makes great press, but it is a very foolish thing to do. A “woof" (as in the bark of a big dog) is a verbal challenge. To sell a “woof ticket” is to verbally challenge someone with the implicit threat of violence. To buy such a ticket means to accept the offered challenge.
For reasons of their own the Russians have chosen to ignore the President's posturing. However, the rapidly deteriorating situation in Poland may soon force them to purchase every ‘Woof ticket” the President can sell.
Do we have some weapons system that the Military is keeping secret? Are all the reports of our military problems a huge smokescreen to sucker the Russians? Is there some secret pact within NATO that assures us of allied aid in a confrontation with the Soviet bloc? Or is it some kind of display of Hollywood bravado designed to Drove America is tough again?
As a youngster I got into a fight one day with two brothers once. After receiving a thorough thrashing, I told them I was going to get my cousin who lived across town. Before I could get across town those boys beat me every way from Sunday. 1 learned an invaluable lesson that day. I learned to keep my mouth shut about my intentions until 1 was prepared to act on them.
If we are militarily capable of doing battle with the Russians, then the President should tell us so. He shouldn’t be using military inferiority as a scare tactic to gain support for tremendous increases in defense spending. If we are militarily inferior, then the President owes it to the country to scrupulously avoid placing us in a no-win situation.
I would like to see the President develop a variation on the famous statement and "Speak softly until you carry a big stick.”
On Beinq Free
RICHARDSMiTH
steal? If they are worried about me getting their beloved automobile dirty, I wear clean clothes and bathe regularly.
I am asking all of you that drive cars and pass by students trying to get a ride up Spencer Hill to stop and think for a moment. Would you like to stand and watch obviously empty cars drive by? So, please, try a little empathy and perhaps your good dead of today will be repaid to you or a member of your family by a stranger like the stranger you helped out.
COLLEGE POETRY REVIEW
The NATIONAL POETRY PRESS
announces
The closing date for the submission of manuscripts by College Students is
MAY 1st
ANY STUDENT attending either junior or senior college Is eligible to submit his verse. There is no limitation as to form or theme. Shorter works are preferred because of space limitations.
Each poem must be TYPED or PRINTED on a separate sheet, and must bear the NAME and HOME ADDRESS of the student, and the COLLEGE
ADDRESS as well.
MANUSCRIPTS should be sentto the OFFICE OF THE PRESS.
NATIONAL POETRY PRESS
Box 218	Agoura, Ca. 91301
Perhaps it is an indication of the malaise that seems to be affecting the body politic of America. Apathy and not caring about your fellow man or woman seems to be a part of American life today. This apathy makes itself felt at Coming Community College by the almost general refusal to pick up college students at the bottom or top of Spencer Hill by other, more fortunate students.
There is something extremely maddening about seeing someone driving by in a car all alone while you freeze your ass off waiting for a ride. The
women driving by I somewhat understand, especially if they look like they were raised on Reader’s Digest. I’m sure you all have read their stories about the dangers of hitchhiking and picking up hitchhikers.
The people who disgust me the most when they pass by me and other students trying to get a ride up the hill are those young men and boys who drive by all by themselves. Surely, they don’t exoect me to try to rape them. Wnat makes them think (if they think) that they have anything of value that I want to
WCEB retorts letter
To the Editor,
In response to “name withheld”, 4-3-81.
We at WCEB FM 91.9 are a bit hacked off, irked, or whatever appropriate language is necessary, about the general comment we have received this semester on our performance as a station.
Generally, there is little support or interest in the station as a whole. We are rarely aired in the Commons, and I would dare say that many students do not even know WCEB exists!
Hey, people------your money is
supporting WCEB and other organizations which exist to serve YOU! It follows that it is your duty to let us know what you want to be done. We have the abilities to do public service announcements, information. campus events and news items that you, the college, might wisn to explore. We have a request line, 962-9360, for the purpose of playing what you want to hear. We have received complaints about what we play, yet the problems are not ours, they’re yours. If you want something else, let us know.
We aren’t too much different from any of you other students out there.
Program hailed
except that we devote, on the average, four hours per week serving you!
Of late, we have had numerous problems with equipment failures, and poor attendance with people who sadly will not accept the responsibility that running a radio station demands. All 1 can say is, those of us who really care about WCEB are working our hardest to get things going as they are expected.
So, to those of you out there who have criticisms for the work we do here at WCEB, there is plenty of space in our “on air” schedule to do what you think might improve our standards. Radio is much more than playing records-----it s a lot ol work.
So, if you would like to be a part of WCEB, c’mon down and see what goes on. Then, when you can demonstrate to us that you can handle the responsibilities of being a D.J., be prepared to work!
Thanx from WCEB.
To the Editor,
For once, I took advantage of an opportunity, and am I happy that I did. In last week’s Crier it was announced that tickets were available, free, to CCC students to attend the performance of “Elijah” last Sunday evening. Students in the CCC Choir were to join with the Corning Philharmonic and Chorus, along
for
with soloist William Warfield, this event.
It was beautifully done and well-attended, a most enjoyable evening.
I wish I had seen more CCC students there.
Thanks to those responsible for making the opportunity possible.
Sincerely, ludy Walsh
Letters to the editor are welcomed. All letters should be brief and to the point and must bear the name and address of the writer. Any letter that is libelous, or maliciously offensive will be' rejected. The editors reserve the right to reject or edit any copy submitted for publication. All material on the editorial page is the opinion of the respective author and not necessarily that of the editors, staff, or college administration.
V^SaSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSt
the Crier
Established 1960
EDriURJNCHIEF______
MANAGING EDITOR____
ART DIRECTOR_______
SPORTS EDITOR______
PHOTOGRAPHY EDITOR _ CIRCULATION MANAGER TYPESETTER ________
. BARBARA SUTTON MICHELE O’HERON _ MARGO CORNISH _ MARK FIORILIjO _ KEN CARPENTER
______DIANE ZEH
____JUDY WALSH
STATE i
MADALAIN TRICE DOUG FORD RIC SMITH JOLINDA MATTBON	GUY VANHORN
FACULTY ADVISOR BETTY WHITE TEL 962-9312
The CRIER is published weekly throughout the fall and spring semesters through the mandatory Student Activities Fee and is entered as first class mail in Corning, New York, 14830. Offices are maintained in the Commons Building, first floor, on the Corning Community College Spencer Hill Campus. To submit advertising or for information phone (607) 962-9339. The CRIER is a member of Intercollegiate Press. All rights reserved.

APC Talent Show
Just a little off the top, please.
The judges: never once uttered the words “Gong ’em”
by Madalaine Trice
On April 9, APC presented its Second Annual Talent Show from 12 to 2 pm in the Commons’ Large Lounge.
It was surprising to see such a number of CCC’s talented students trying out. Many of the acts were music oriented with the combination of voice and guitar. Among various acts were a poetry reading and a female juggler.
Three cash prizes and twu honorable mentions were awarded to the winners. Starting at the bottom, the honorable mentions went to Nancy Riesbeck and Ray Stone. Both were guitar and voice solos, and both excellent, I might add.
In third place was Kit and the Bobcats who performed a selection from the musical, “The Music Man”: excellent four-part harmony. And for only rehersing the night before tne show, this group illustrated its great stage presence and confidence.
Ed Dvorak took second place with his electric piano and guitar. Accompanied by a drummer, Ed gave a fine rendition of jazz pieces and original music.
And in first place was the Girls’ Quartet, consisting of Michele Box, Mary Ainsworth, Tammy Wiedmeir and Marge Draper: more four-part harmony. With a flair for having fun on stage, these girls were “In The Mood”.
The talent show was judged by faculty members Bill Thompson, Jude Drew, Donalyn Wexelle, Lisa Waters and Charlie Ringsmuth. Sherry Kapp, who organizaed the event, was the Master of Ceremonies.

paid—advertisement
Dave McDermott Jim Bramble Elizabeth Bril l
Debi Miller
Darlene Freeman
Ed Ober

The Crier Page 8
Ultravox	-progres rock
By Scott Bunt
Like contemporaries Gary Newman and Kraftwerk, Ultravox are a hypnotic, synthesizer-based, robot rock band.
Unlike the two aforementioned bands, however, Ultravox have never produced a hit as sizable or influential as “Cars” or “Autobahn.”
Their latest release. Vienna, is in no danger of yielding such a monumental track, though it is brimming with excellent ideas.
From the driving syncopated beat of the single, “Passing Strangers,” to the soaring keyboard artistry of the title cut, Ultravox prove that they are more than capable of relating whatever images they choose.
When they work in this narrative context, their songs
are poignant and powerful, charged with the electric nature of these futuristic epics.
Too often, however, they seem overconcerned with the creation of a mood. “Mr. X” pushes so hard to achieve a feeling of menace that it falls flat.
Ultravox fail to realize that the vary basis of these moods lies in the tension of the music itself, as Bowie/Eno once demonstrated on cuts like "Sense of Doubt” and “Neukoln.”
When they do wind up their visionary talents, on “New Europeans" and “Western Promise,” they produce some exciting, hook ladden, progressive rock.
Certainly, it’s been done before, but Ultravox still do it imaginatively and tastefully.
Many events scheduled for Prism
Next week the arts will be alive and kicking. Prism, a CCC festival of the arts held annually, will run from April 27 - 30, and all scheduled events are free to students and the community.
Coordinated by the arts and convocations committee, the event is funded through Student Government and the Faculty Student Association.
Beginning Monday, April 27 and running all week will be a student art exhibit on display in the Small Lounge of the Commons. Works will include paintings, sculptures and ceramics and a “meet the artists” conversation will take place on Monday at 3:00 p.m. with wine and cheese being served.
The CCC Chorus, under the direction of Dr. James Hudson will present music selections on Wed-
nesday, April 29 in the Houghton Library at 12:00 p.m. The chorus recently participated in the Coming Philharmonic’s presentation of “Elijah” which was described as “brilliant and breathtaking.” It’s certain: you’re in store for some fine entertainment.
A Rick Biesanz-type ensemble, “Harmony Grits", will perform in the library on Thursday at 12:00 p.m. to add a little Bluegrass flair to the program. At 1:00 in the Science Amphitheatre, the Two-Bit Players will present “A Taste of Honey”. The production, directed by Ed Dvorak and starring CCC students Mary Nelson, Barbara Brown, Ed Black, Ben Hertel and Raj Louis Nathan will also be performed at the same site Friday and Saturday, May land 2, at 8:15 p.m.
Continuing all day Friday and
Saturday, April 24 & 25 , will be a ceramic workshop held at School 3. Victor Spinski of the University of Delaware will conduct the program. He is well-known among ceramic artists for his specialty, Raku, a Japanese form of pottery. This technique shapes interesting patterns in the glazing process.
On Thursday evening at the Corning Cinema, the Bucknell University Rock/Jazz Ensemble will perform from 8 - 10:00 p.m. and are guaranteed to trigger some “dancin’ in the aisles."
Closing out the Prism week will be the “Bottom Of The Bucket But” dance theatre who will perform Friday evening at the Corning Cinema at 8:00 p.m. The theatre performed earlier this year at the Clemens Center in Elmira and were described as “vibrant, dynamic.”
Williams 'notguilty'
Wnat a black on blonde mohawk hairdo won’t do for you, wearing only shaving cream from the waist up will, or at least it did for the Plasmatics Wendy O. Williams. Ms. Williams finally received the attention she has been striving for, and maybe even a bit more. Ms. Williams, who is commonly known as the Plasmatics Lust Queen, was recently charged with pandering obscenity, in' connection with a January concert at the Agora Night-Club in Cleveland. Williams appeared on stage wearing only shaving cream from the waist up, and making sexually suggestive gestures with a sledghammer and a
microphone.
A municipal court jury found Ms. Williams not guilty of the charges, which could have held a maximum penalty of six months in jail and a one thousand dollar fine.
In her defense, Ms. Williams claimed that what she did on stage was “tame compared with strip shows operating in Cleveland and other (big) cities.” But all is not over for Ms. Williams. With one down and one to go, she now faces similar charges stemming from a Milwaukee concert that took place two days before her Cleveland performance.
—Michele O’Heron
jSJ	2
El
FACES
El I stand seeing the faces. The faces of lovers.
The face dreamers.
But I cannot love,
I cannot dream.
I have only today.
____I dance,
fPJ 1 sing.
- - The faces smile.
I cannot smile.
I can only dance and sing. The faces smile again.
____I hear the sound of
El Gold and Silver On the pavement.
El
ra
ra
fa
El
El
El
The moon shone Through silver-encrusted clouds, As the slim, white figure floated beneath.
“I am one with the stars!”
She cried.
“Take me with you!”
“I want just to die.”
El E3 El
Poetry by Madalam Trice
Second City: the intelligent comedy homeland
by Barbara Sutton
A slight panic has come over late night television viewers who like the “Saturday Night Live” NBC aired a few years ago, and detest ABC’s spinoff on the Ackroyd-Belushi clan’s style dubbed all so appropriately “Fridays”. With Mary Hartman laid to rest and the Monty Python guys no longer syndicated on American television, the funny bones of the “art of the risque” TV patrons are not getting the workout they’ve grown accustomed to.
Is there no hope for inventive, witty television comedy? Fear not zany-maniacs, a syndicated half-hour Canadian product which satirizes the small, locally-operated television stations has come to the rescue. “SCTV”, formerly called “Second City TV”, is rapidly capturing a responsive American audience through its 55 syndicated outlets. The program was born four years ago in Toronto, and beginning in May will be incorporated into an NBC presentation entitled “Network 90" to be aired after the “Tonight Show” on Fridays.
The seven-member cast of “SCTV” writes its own material and are all from Toronto’s branch of the Second City improvisationa! theatre based in Chicago. These people have been working under the decisive hand of executive producer Andrew Alexander who bought the rights for the Second City name in 1974 and shortly afterwards set up the TV show production in an old firehouse.
The characters of Channel 109, the ficticious station whose operator will sell anything through tasteless, impromptu advertising, have developed unique on-stage personalities con-
sistently appearing in every episode. Johnny LaRue, played by John Candy, is a talk show host who resembles a chain-smoking impersonator clad in a glittery sequined twelve-dollar tuxedo. During one episode he is stuck with reporting on the streets during Channel 109’s attempt to get in touch with the city. LaRue commentates from a deserted, sleezy streetcor-ner in front of a half-lounge, half-bowling lanes whose proprietor, Mr. Gionelli, is tossed in the gutter in front of LaRue. “And here’s our sponsor now”, adlibs LaRue to keep the attention off the corpse. “Mr. Gionelli, can you hear me? It looks like Mr. Gionelli doesn’t want to say anything; I’ll just read the note pinned to his head.”
Candy's other personality, Paul Fist-in-your-face, the host for a children’s program, resembles John Steinbeck’s Lenny from Of Mice and Men. During a scene where Fist-in-your-face hosts a guest from a local zoo who brings bunnies, mice and squirrels on the stage, he convinces himself that the vicious little creatures are out to get him. He suddenly screams, explaining that a squirrel is crawling up his pant leg and precedes to beat the animal behind his back and toss it into a cage: “The little squirrel got tired, boys and girls.”
Co-anchors of the station’s newscast, Eugene Levy and Joe Flaherty, who use their real names in the program, continually snipe at each other during their news show, battling for the “gotcha last” insult. Flaherty is more of a straight man, while Levy plays a repulsive, crass newsman whose excuse is simply stupidity. He
appears to be a Ted Baxter type but somehow lacks the cutting egotism that made the aforementioned character famous.
Dave Thomas is a versatile impersonator who often portrays the title character from “Leave It To Beaver”. In one episode, the cast revisited Beaver’s show 25 years later. His Dad is an alcoholic, his brother Wally is a deranged Vietnam veteran, and the nasty Eddie Haskel is as cruel as ever. Beaver is upset because Eddie tantalizes old Ward with a bottle of scotch and so, with the advice of Lumpy Rutherford, blows Eddie’s brains out with a handgun.
“Beaver,” asks his father, “what did you do to Eddie?”
“Aw gee Dad,” answers the Beav, “Eddie was a real creep so I shot him in the head.”
“Beaver, I'm afraid you’ll have to learn your lesson,” lectures his father, “you’re going to fry in the chair, son, but it’s for your own good.”
The crew throws out take-offs on everything from detective series like “The Clog", a police drama about a Swedish detective whose weapon is his clogs and who warns the bad guys, “Stop or III shoe”, to soap operas like “Unnecessary Surgeon", about a beloved doctor who cripples and kills his patients through unnecessary surgery. Along with the regular features the gang adds some science fiction with movies like “The Crabs From Nebula 5” and “There’s An Alien In My Soup”.
How well this form of comedy will go over on a major network audience remains to be seen. But even if they don’t knock ’em dead nation-side, there’ll always be a warm place for the
“SCTV” company in the hearts of Second City natives.
Eugene Levy being his normal repulsive self.
Let's Put iResponsibility
in Student Government!
Interstellar
REPORTS
April 15, 1981 Epsilon Eridani
by Leslie Morgan SCC Public Relations
y*u aeT	A
yuo*j s-w/r th&j
Robin DeLiCC
FOR
president
The Crier Page 9
We have been on Epsilon Eridani for two and a half weeks and have discovered a primitive civilization. The people are on a slightly higher level than those found on Lalande 21185. Learning from previous experience, Captain Kenner has not made any propositions to the natives.
The planet has a long winter and a very short summer due to their orbit around their sun. The natives, being much like humans in form, weave clothing for themselves using the fur that they trade for irom semi-intelligent rabbits. However, during the time we spent on Eridani, there seemed to be a civil war going on. The intelligent rabbits were complaining that the humans took too much of their fur and didn’t pay enough in return.
They were on the verge of open warfare when our resident sociologist, Barbara, came to the rescue. Now the rabbits have begun hoarding their fur per Barb’s suggestion.
Unfortunately, we discovered the ieason the rabbits had been selling their fur in the first place. If they kept their fur too long, it caused an allergic reaction. In other words, they became violently ill. And the freezing humans weren’t too happy, either. If it hadn’t been for the intervention of Captain Kenner, none of us would have left that planet alive.
We are now on our way to Tau Ceti. Hopefully, when we arrive and find some sort of civilization, we will mind our own business.
Until my next report, Adio
Nunzio’s Nook
MARK FIORILLO SPORTS EDITOR
The Crier Page 10
American sports fans were given a giant boost with the World Cup victory by Phil Mahre, and a fourth place finish by his brother Steve.
Phil snatched first place from the legendary Ingemar Stenmark in the last day of competition. Mahre had a combined time of 2:40.5. good enough for second place, which gave him 266 points at the end of the day.
Stenmark ended up second overall with 260 points. Steve Mahre was also impressive during cup competition, coming in fourth with 155 points.
'©ie victory was a big one for Steve, b« an even bigger one for skiing in the U. S. For years American skiers have taken the back seat to the European skiers at every competition. The U. S. skiers were labeled as not “hungry” enough for a win.
The U.S. has more opoortunities and facilities for skiing than most
other countries in the world. Yet, when it came to the Olympics or the World Cup, we were always the last down the hill. 1 don’t think it was because we were not hungry enough, but rather that we were content to be number one only in America.
The European countries were always looked at as the powerhouse of the ski slopes. The idea of an American ever beating these giants was absurd. But, with the coming of the 1980 Olympics and the U.S. Hockey team, we saw that we can compete with the powerful ones and beat them. The hockey gold medal and Eric Hieden destroying all in the speed skating events gave us a certain status that made the rest of the world stand up and notice. It was then that our support grew to our skiers as never before. When Phil Mahre took a silver in the giant slalom, we began to point to the future.
The future was closer than we thought.
What makes Mahre’s victory in the cup even more satisfying was that two years ago Phil shattered his ankle while skiing, and many thought his competitive days were over. But, as more countries are finding out, we don’t quit. Just as the Hockey team was shattered by the Russians weeks before. Phil Mahre left it in the past and came back in flying colors.
We now look to the ’84 Winter Olympics. Could there be gold for us then? 1 think so. 1 see Phil Mahre and his brother Steve to start to take charge of skiing events.
The U. S. is starting to evolve as a winter sports power. It is not much now, but if we keep the support and cheers coming in all the time, we will be owning both the summer and winter games.
Projections
You have to admit, I am getting
better. Two out of four------that’s
.500----not that bad.
The Knicks looked as though they didn’t even want to win. In both Chicago victories the Knicks blew a good lead late in the game. Maybe they were scared that they had a chance to win it all? As far as L. A. is concerned, they underestimated Houston more than I did. The Rockets took advantage of an overconfident Laker team.
Now the teams move on to the next round. It is now we find out who will have the most momentum to carry them into the finals.
Boston vs. Chicago — Chicago was handed their two victories by the Knicks. They won’t have it so easy
with Boston. With L. A. out, the Celtics are my pick to win it all. They’ve been playing great as of late, and Tiny Archibald and Larry Bird have been hot: Boston to win series.
Philadelphia vs. Milwaukee —
— The 76’ers gave themselves a big lift with easy wins over Indiana. The Bucks can play tough ball and will give the 76’ers all they can handle, but Philadelphia is on top of their game and will squeeze out of this one: 76’ers to win series.
Houston vs. SanAntonio — A tough series here. This will go seven games. Houston is high after their upset over L. A., but will be brought down to earth by the spurs. San An-
tonio has a good chance to make it to the finals: San Antonio to win series.
Kansas City vs. Phoenix - Ford and company have had a taste of victory and love it. K. C. will go in with a full head of steam against the Suns. Phoenix will give a fight, but K. C. should cool Phoenix and advance: Kansas City to win series.
WHAT SCHOOLS WERE THEY?
What were the names of the schools for the following TV shows?
1.	“Happy days*’
2.	“Our Miss Brooks”
3.	“Room 222”
4.	“Mr. Novak”
5.	“The Jimmy Stewart Show”
6.	“The Bad News Bears”
7.	“Mr. Peepers”
8.	“McKeever and the Colonel”
9.	“Mrs. G. Goes to College”
10. “The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis”
BONUS: From “Welcome Back Kotter,” can you give Epstein’s FULL name?
Answers to last week’s Quiz
1.	Donald Sutherland
2.	Elliot Gould
3.	Roger Bowen
4.	Sally Kellerman
5.	John Schuck
6.	Robert Duvall
7.	Rene Auberjenois
8.	Jack Lemmon
9.	Walter Matthau 10. Diana Ladd
Bonus: “American Graffiti”
by Margo Cornish
CCC runners compete in marathon
Eight CCC runners competed in the Maxon Marathon, 9.6 mile run in Mansfield, PA. Entering from CCC were Michael Haliigan, William Redder, Michael Petsky, Brian Mclnerny, Kelly Bowdy, Tim Santillo, Mike Buckley and Donna Busso. There were over 85 runners competing in the race.
Michael Haliigan was the top finisher of the group, running the
course in 50:59, good for sixth place. William Redder was the next finisher, placing 17th in a time of 54:04. Coming in behind Redder were Michael Petsky, 19th in a time of 55:08, Brian Mclnerny, 22nd in a time of 55:29; Kelly Bowdy, 27th in a time of 56:50; Tim Santillo, 38th in a time of 59:24; Mike Buckley finished in a time of 6 LOO; and Donna Brusso posted a 76:51 time.
nCIDCDi
for NEXT YEAR
Sports
writers
APPLY at
CRIER
Barons win in comeback
The CCC Barons overcame a 10 -run setback last Saturday to take Seneca Junior College 15 - 14 in 10 innings of play. CCC’s baseball team was apparently shaking off its doubleheader loss to Erie Community College on Friday which left Coming with a 2 - 4 record overall.
The Canadian club ran away with a 10 -0 lead in the first three innings, but the Barons quickly evened up in the top of fourth passing home plate a record ten times, with a total of eight CCC runners reaching base before the first out.
Spotlighting the power-packed inning was a three-run homer by Kogoe Boateng and a grand slam homer by Jeff Ayers which tied the score. Ayers was by far the top slugger of the game sending yet two more balls over the fence in the
eighth and 10th innings. Boateng also had a solo homer in the eighth which left Coming with a 14 - 12 lead in the top of the inning. But a two-run homer by Seneca evened up the score in the bottom of the eighth.
Ayers’ single homer in the 10th inning left Coming with a crucial one-point lead. Relieving Tom Mike on the mound, Mike Bassney managed to hold down Seneca in the final inning of play. Mike was credited with the win, his second of the year, for pitching 2-2/3 scoreless innings.
The second game of the scheduled doubleheader was scratched due to the length of the first game. The Barons tallied a record five homers for the day scoring 15 runs on 13 hits. The team is currently standing with a 3 - 4 record which is quite an continued on page 11
Intramural
As of April 1,1981
Division One
Division Two
Sore Losers	17-7
Dynamic Duo	16-8
Enforcers	14'/2-9‘/2
Lucky Strikers	14-10
Blitzers	14-10
Zebras	13‘/2 - 10*/2
Splits	13-11
Kids	12-12
Bucks	11-13
Rookies	10-14
Old Folks	9-15
No. 1	1-23
Goof Balls	21-3
KK2	20-4
Pinsters	19-5
Holy Rollers	19-5
Gutter Queens	18-6-
Indian Strikers	11-13
Wall St. Wizards	10-14
Go-Getters	9-15
Professionals	9-15
Ralph & Malph	4-20
Ten Pin Tumblers	4-20
Experts	0-24
collegiate crossword ||f | ||
i [2 nr~p [5 Hp i7 is i9 ■KqrrTir-fiT-i H H	I
1	2	3	4	5	1	6	7	8	9	1	”	11	12	13
l4						15					is			
17					18									
		20“						21			■	2T~		
	24					25	26				27			
28			■	W				■	30					
31				|	33			34	■	35		36	37	
39					1				w	1	42			
43					■	45					1			
			„ 47		48	■	49			50	■	51		
52	53	54				55					56			
57			■						55					
60							62	63					64	55
66				1	67				1	r				
69			_		70					n				
★	★ ★ The Crier Page 11
See Transfer & Career Office for information concerning employment
★	★ ★
ACROSS
1 Wigwam 6 Miss d'Orsay 10 Emulates 6-Across
14	1938 movie, "----
Chicago"
15	Horse color
16	Mrs. David Copper-field
17	Increasingly near (3 wds.)
20	1963 movie, "David
and ----"
21	---- de cologne
22	Tennessee power complex
23	Tension (3 wds.)
28	Bird call
29	1958 movie, "God's
Little ----"
30	"---- Haw"
31	Chinese port
33 "Three men in ----
35 More convinced
39	---- duck
40	Metric volume'
42	Aswan's river
43	Indian state
45	Of an age
46	Nefarious
47	Blubber
49 Yoko, et al.
51	"So there!"
52	Mythological twins (3 wds.)
57	Exclamation of disgust
58	2.0 grade-point average
59	Environmental science (abbr.)
60	Luxury (3 wds.)
66	Squid-like
67	---- defense
68	Come next
69	Harry Belafonte song
70	Fencing foil
71	"The defense ----"
DOWN
1	Spasm
2	Make bigger (abbr.)
3	Popular hangouts
4	Famous cow
5	Macedonian city
6	"---- Diavolo"
7	Charged particle
8	Type of jeans
9	One way to pay (2 wds.)
10	Hubbub
11 ---- Mesa
12	Famous fountain
13 ---- wrap
18	Knave
19	Ancient instruments
23	Milan's "La ----"
24	Spanish man's name
25	Mr. Shaw
26	Nuclear particle
27	What old grads do
32 Baker's ingredient 34 Actor Neville ----
36	Unmatched
37	Nobel prize-winner ------- Root
38	Take ten
41 Emulated Romeo 44 Emulate Minnie 48 Zephyr
50 George Best's sport
52	One of Santa's reindeer
53	Rocket stage
54	Trembling
55. Author of old 56 Actor Greene
61	Youth group
62	Chemical suffix
63	Once named
64	Prefix: self
65	French possessive
To advertise call 962-9339
UIM1IED
PART TIME
SUMMER JOBS - CHECK SUMMER JOB FOLDER YARD WORK - Spring clean up.
TELLER - Painted Post, working in paying & receiving office, need flexible schedule.
FULLTIME
QUALITY CONTROL Elmira Heights, 40 hr. wk„ M-F 7-3:30, on job training. Need background of Math & Drafting, also energetic.
PRODUCTION SCHEDULING Big Flats, daytime hours, temporary trainee position on trial basis, can lead to permanent position. Need I.T. degree.
RECREATION ASSISTANT - Elmira, extended days 12:30 pm -9:00 pm.
BABYSITTING - Painted Post, 2 A yr. old boy and couple weeks old infant.
NEW YORK STATE TROOPER - representative will be in the Commons on May 6. Exam to be given June 27, filing deadline is June 6.
RECEPTIONIST Coming.
GAS & OIL BROKER - to talk to property owners about selling gas & oil rights, lots of traveling. ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT - Ardsley, NY (8 mi. NW of NYCity) year-round summer-camp office. TECHNICIAN - East Fishkill, need Materials Scien-oe/Metallurgy background.
CLASSIFI
Sunfest j Planning Committee Meetings
Every Tuesday in the Small Lounge
3:00 Pm
Forum on Religions
Every Wednesday in the Small Lounge
12 to 2 PM
FOR SALE:	Yamaha integrated $375
brushed chrome front amplifier - CA-2000. 120 Watts A Channel, Class A/B Switching, Peak Reading Meters, Twin Tone Controls with 3 position turnover switches, built-in pre-preamplifier for moving coil cartridges plus all usual features of high quality equipment. In excellent condition. Selling due to financial difficulties. See Doug Ford in Crier Office.
10 speed bike for sale. Good condition. Call 962-1991 after 2:00 p.m.
Situation Wanted
continued from last page
improvement from their 1 - 4 preseason record.
Coached by Jim Allen, the team will see action again on April 21, meeting Broome Community College in Binghamton.
College student desiring removal from Public Assistance wants work. Experience and references for: Janitorial work, some typing, small business advertising, housework, medium weight physical labor, cashier, taking inventory, answering telephones, working with horses and riders, working with teenagers (non-professionally), and working
as a volunteer for non-profit organizations. Willing to combine any or all of the above for a steady 25-40 hour week at $3.50 per hour; no benefits necessary. Available for work M W F from 12:30-9:30 p.m.; Tues. 4 - 7:00 p.rn.; Thurs. 4 -10:00 p.m.; and possibly Sat. Call 962-6360 at hours listed above.
Immediate job opening for weekend an-nouncer/news at WCLI-WZKZ radio in Coming. Contact Mark Carlson 962-2424.
Answers
ubi?

Interested in Cricket?
Organization of a local cricket club is being considered by some CCC students. Though the sport is relatively unknown in America, it is hoped that the club will introduce and promote its growth. For more details call Vijay at 732-1622.
Red Cross:
Ready for a new century.

Happy
Belated
Easter!
If you won’t read these 7sdgnals of cancer...
You probably have the 8th.
1, Change in bowel or bladder habits.
8* A sore that does not heal.
3* Unusual bleeding or discharge.
4* Thickening or lump in breast or elsewhere.
8. Indigestion or difficulty in swallowing.
6.	Obvious change in wart or mole.
7.	Nagging cough or hoarseness.
8* A fear of cancer that can prevent you from detecting cancer at an early stage. A stage when it is highly curable. Everyoneb afraid of cancer, but don’t let it scare you to death.
•American Cancer Society
THIS SHCB CONTRIBUTED AS A PUBLIC SERVICE
Plant a Seed for your Future at
SUNY-BINGHAMTON
Summer Session 1981
Term I — June 1-26 Term II — July 6-August 14
Undergraduate and Graduate Courses Feature Small Classes.
Special Intensive Workshops
Flexible Times and Schedules.
Day and Evening
Write or Call for Catalog:
Summer Session, SUNY-Binghamton Binghamton, NY 13901 (607) 798-2161
Visiting Scholar
Paul McCracken
Economic Issues
presentation
Anri l 22 8:00
GyamasiuM

APC
Daytime
Entertainment
presents
Steve Messer
Large Lounge
April 21 12 to 2 PM
r
If You Like The CRIER.....
Maybe you'd Like To Work For Us If you Don't Like The CRIER...
Maybe you Ought To Work For Us
i
EDITORIAL BOARD PROSPECTS SOUGHT
Open for 1981-82 are positions for Layout Editor, Business Editor, Art Director, Sports Editor, Typesetter, Advertising Manager and Circulation Manager.
To Apply, Contact The CRIER Weekdays Between Noon & 2,
Racism/Sexism Awareness Committee
Will sponsor reduced-priced tickets for the Broadway production
For Colored Gir ls Wf)0 Have Considered Suicide/	t
Rai nbowWn* IsEnuf
Tickets regularly $6.50 only $2.00 Inquire in Activites Office
Clemens Center Sunday, April 26
Community Free Theatre Presents
“Born Again ”
By Jonathan Word
May 14,15,16 at 8:15pm
At Tarentelli’s 123 West Market Street
Admission
$2.50 Thurs. & Fri.	$3.50 Sat.
50c off for students