Corning Community College
the CRIER
Volume 22 No. 24 May 13,1982
Letters. Etc.
APPLICATION FOR EDITORIAL POSITION ON THE CRIER
Name: Clrk Kent aka Superman
Address: 179 E. Fifth Ave., Gotham / Fortress of Solitude____________________________
Telephone number: (212) 937-8459 College Program: Phys . Ed._________________________
DO YOU DRIVE? I fly DO YOU TYPE? 2,000 wpm Year at CCC. Frosh________________________
Position APPLYING FOR:
EDITOR-IN-CHEIF
yes
MANAGING EDITOR	yes
LAY OUT EDITOR	yes
PHOTOGRAPHY EDITOR yes

ART DIRECTOR____________yes
BUSINESS MANA(£R	yes
SECRETARY	yes
CIRCULATION  MANAGER  yes
FEATURE EDITOR___________yes
OTHER
PLEASE LIST EXPERIENCE Reporter - Dally Planet
Apprehended many evildoers and enemies of peace, ,justice, _ and the American way.________________________
BRIEFLY EXPLAIN WHY YOU WOOD LIKE THIS POSITION:
I want to meet new people and feel the pulse of young America, particularly young female America. ______________




T<3 the Editor:	O.K.,	what	next?
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CCC Events
Try outs for CCC Cross Country

"I can’t understand why men treat me as' a sex object."
Professor Cigar receiving
"Blackboard Of The Year" Award
"No! No! I wanna feed the hamster!!"
Pat Thomas on summer vacation
Sunny Smil
explain the back yard.
s of having
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After Hours
I knew you could.
Crier Trivia:	What	movie was this?
Answer in next week's Crier
TAKEFIVE
Classified
It’s A Miracle:
Help from Barry Burnout
Before KZLA
After KZLA
Found: Please identify and
pick up at' Activities Office
For Sale: One slightly used nurse
is to assure coverage of those who are taken ill while listening to Barry Manilow on the radio. St. Joseph’s Hospital and Amot-Ogden Hospital of Elmira along with Coming Hospital have released data revealing a total of 76 cases of Barry Manilowitis. All but 9 of the 76 have been released and are ordered to avoid contact with the radio, in fear of a relapse. The other nine are those involved with the fires. They are all listed in serious condition in intensive care. Treatment has been desccribed by officials as; large doses of Bruce Springsteen, the Stones, and assorted other hard rockers.
So, “Let’s hang on to what we got.” Help keep both sanity and family free from Barry Manilowitis. Stop this wretched plaque on society. Contact your local Copacabana Agent now.
Matt Mclnemy
A once in a lifetime deal is being offered now by the Copacabana Insurance Company of Spencer Hill. This policy, dubbed B.M. Protection, covers auto, home, and health. Company spokesman Fred Farquard says that this is “the policy of the future for the young rock and rollers.”
This special protection is a result of the continuing number of freak accidents caused to young people by listening to their radio. The infinite amount of auto collisions being caused by young people has been attributed to their quick actions in changing the radio station once a Barry Manilow song comes on. Also, of the fifteen recent house fires, nine have been determined by fire officials as a result of people running to their radios to turn the channel. In all nine blazes, young househusbands had been cooking dinner and in a fit of rage, rushed out of the room to adjust their dials when Barry came over the speakers. In doing so, the meals burned out of control, resulting in extensive damage to all kitchens.
The health aspect of the policy
Eds. Note: There is also another organization whose goal is to supress Barry Manilow tunes, the KZLA. For more information please write TCW, in Sunny Brazil.
"Starting bid is $3*5 • Do I have 40? 40? 45?"
Coming Family Arcade
Starting this Thursday, College Students (with I.D.) play 5 games for $ 1.00
Explore our Grand opening on Saturday, May 1st
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Come play everything from Zaxxon to Pac Man. We also feature: Armidor, Space Duel, Space Fury, Donkey Kong, and Tempest (favored by College Students)
Coming Family Arcade 36 W. Market St.,Coming
Come to:
JEANNE’S HAIR ^ SALON










THE CRIER wishes to thank the following:
Linda Cirulli and The Clemens Center The Cinema on the Mall Capitol Theater	.<+
WAAL and The Forum Coming Family Arcade Jeannies, s, w; He Bo.kL;.n That Other Place Faulisis
Little Apple Records Pips
Coming New Channels The Outhouse
and CCC students for the funding of this newspaper